Weirdly enough, I had to call an ambulance on Tuesday night, and some fat cunt of a girl was trying to tell the paramedics how to handle the unconscious the dude on the street. I wish they'd reacted like this.
Also, I presume that the "guy... on QI" that Camonk's referring to is actually David Mitchell? That's David Mitchell. He's on other stuff.
One time my wife sprained her ankle and it took over 8 hours of waiting, being poked and prodded and such for 4 trained medical professionals to conclude it was a sprained ankle where by we were kicked out of the ER and she was forced to hobble home. Basically my wife can be a pussy-ass drama queen and the NHS can be a ridiculous shit. Least she didn't catch MRSA.