What's with the stock footage of people holding hands, etc.? Was it to tempt the guest or rub it in his craw?
Either way, I'd rather be Asexual than Tucker Carlson.
Okay, I still don't get it, but if that's how you want to live your life, more power to you.
And, I've had to agree, I'd rather be asexual than that douchebag Tucker Carlson.
Someone needs to start a True Forced Asexuality thing and go all drama-being on it and post videos. That would be great.
|Timothy A. Bear |
I am amused by the fact that the porny dweeb in the tuxedo shirt and clip-on bowtie tries to tempt the good looking asexual kid to fall off the wagon.
Wow Tucker Carlson is a manly man, he has a porno tape running in his mind 24/7 like every other red blooded American male. He really knows what its like to have sex with women. Totally. What? How about that Britney Spears, shes fucking HOT right guys? RIGHT?
Asexuality = New Assburgers
exactly. you don't like sex, fine, I can fuck for two. you want to talk about how much you don't like sex every time we meet, with you being the one h\who brings it up? perhaps fucking yourself is the cure!
I knew one, oddly enough, also from the bay area. I think it's en vogue right now.
boring white people are just shutting down. they see their offspring dying in a futureworld of pollution and disease and their subconscious minds are just like, "fuck it."
Five stars for having to think about Tucker Carlson watching Who's Nailin' Palin.
Five stars for pig vs worm tag.
|Syd Midnight |
As a nerd, I've noticed that assexual sci-fi utopias really suck compared to the creepy hypersexual ones. The future should be all about 2 day orgasms and metal clitorises.
ps. Unlike sex, goat cheese is enhanced by garlic and crackers
Why would anybody give Tucker Carlson, who's dumb enough to get torn apart by half of Jon Stewart's brain, his own show? God I hate Tucker Carlson.
Sun Ra was asexual. Therefore, asexuality wins by Sun Ra.
Also no more of these clips okay? I want to se more Big Al rants.
this gives you more of a view into the soul of Tucker than the other guy. "so why aren't you the most successful person ever? you know not having to worry about sex all the time?"
look how advance and evolved we are! we don't need sex! let's get a website that will probably NEVER be googled and manage the 4-5 hits a day by the 4-5 people who feel this way.
Tucker looks like Dr. Erhardt.
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