|Toenails - 2008-11-29 |
What's with the stock footage of people holding hands, etc.? Was it to tempt the guest or rub it in his craw?
Either way, I'd rather be Asexual than Tucker Carlson.
That's hardly a difficult choice.
Would you rather be a bucket of vomit than Tucker Carlson? THERE'S a choice.
|coprolalia - 2008-11-29 |
|thatonegirl - 2008-11-29 |
Okay, I still don't get it, but if that's how you want to live your life, more power to you.
And, I've had to agree, I'd rather be asexual than that douchebag Tucker Carlson.
|Meerkat - 2008-11-30 |
Someone needs to start a True Forced Asexuality thing and go all drama-being on it and post videos. That would be great.
|Timothy A. Bear - 2008-11-30 |
I am amused by the fact that the porny dweeb in the tuxedo shirt and clip-on bowtie tries to tempt the good looking asexual kid to fall off the wagon.
|theSnake - 2008-11-30 |
Wow Tucker Carlson is a manly man, he has a porno tape running in his mind 24/7 like every other red blooded American male. He really knows what its like to have sex with women. Totally. What? How about that Britney Spears, shes fucking HOT right guys? RIGHT?
|Aelric - 2008-11-30 |
Asexuality = New Assburgers
HEY GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOT HAVING SEX OR WANTING TO HAVE SEX
seriously, what is the angle for this movement? to raise awareness of sexual apathy? isnt that what marriages are for?
I mean, I respect the right to free expression and all but uh, really, who the hell cares? NEXT ON FOX NEWS: PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO OWN A DOG OR GO SWIMMING
exactly. you don't like sex, fine, I can fuck for two. you want to talk about how much you don't like sex every time we meet, with you being the one h\who brings it up? perhaps fucking yourself is the cure!
I knew one, oddly enough, also from the bay area. I think it's en vogue right now.
boring white people are just shutting down. they see their offspring dying in a futureworld of pollution and disease and their subconscious minds are just like, "fuck it."
If people think that you're either gay or into some fetish that is too disgusting to be talked about, having to have basically the same conversation as this guy and tucker with people would get old really quick. Imagine trying to explain homosexuality to someone who'd never heard of it. It might be nice to have it out there so that people at least know that, hey, that's a thing.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to masturbate while thinking about absolutely nothing.
|TheDevil'sWhore - 2008-11-30 |
Five stars for having to think about Tucker Carlson watching Who's Nailin' Palin.
|lordpotato - 2008-11-30 |
Five stars for pig vs worm tag.
|Syd Midnight - 2008-11-30 |
As a nerd, I've noticed that assexual sci-fi utopias really suck compared to the creepy hypersexual ones. The future should be all about 2 day orgasms and metal clitorises.
ps. Unlike sex, goat cheese is enhanced by garlic and crackers
|Camonk - 2008-11-30 |
Why would anybody give Tucker Carlson, who's dumb enough to get torn apart by half of Jon Stewart's brain, his own show? God I hate Tucker Carlson.
|LetsFistAgain - 2008-11-30 |
Sun Ra was asexual. Therefore, asexuality wins by Sun Ra.
Also no more of these clips okay? I want to se more Big Al rants.
What if Big Al does a rant on asexuality? I have a feeling his stance would be that asexuals just haven't seen the right hentai. Caminante would no doubt agree.
Also: Holy fuck, Tucker, enough with the bow tie and that fucking haircut. It's as though when he was 4 years old his mother dressed him like that for a wedding, and he never looked back.
|heyitslozeau - 2008-11-30 |
this gives you more of a view into the soul of Tucker than the other guy. "so why aren't you the most successful person ever? you know not having to worry about sex all the time?"
|chumbucket - 2008-11-30 |
look how advance and evolved we are! we don't need sex! let's get a website that will probably NEVER be googled and manage the 4-5 hits a day by the 4-5 people who feel this way.
|joelkazoo - 2012-06-19 |
Tucker looks like Dr. Erhardt.
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