Xenocide - 2008-12-07 The Onion needs more recurring characters. Bring this guy and Joad Cressbeckler back!
Hooker - 2008-12-07 The Onion would run this into the ground if they made it recurring.
Camonk - 2008-12-07 Okay, Onion, you've peaked! Stop now! It took you, what, ten years to get to this point? You don't want a slow slide to obsolescence.
IrishWhiskey - 2008-12-07 As a comrade in our great society, I am particularly grateful with how the on-button is always on a different place on my computers. Praise be to our illustrious leaders for doing away with the imperialist and unharmonious typewriters!
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-12-07 I think the Onion has been working its way up to more satirical stuff. This is brilliance.