|Caminante Nocturno |
She's marginally more tolerable when she dresses nice. It's too bad she still can't stop herself from complaining all of the time.
And her breasts are too big, too.
If she were twelve you'd be the one submitting these.
At this point I think he feels people would be disappointed if he didn't come by and do this.
I find this lady's shtick tired and boring, but maybe it's because I don't have a vagina that was born in 1950.
and there are far smarter, funnier women out there doing far more interesting things like this, so THERE.
Just because you don't know about it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.
I thought I was completely done with these but it's so very timely and spot on about how annoying those crappy and squishy pawn shop ads
Five stars for the broke journalist joke.
This is probably one of my favorites. Also, caminaNte beat me :(
a lot of these jokes fell flat, but hey, it's Target Women. 4 star minimum.
Be careful what you wish for, women. From now on, no jewelry, I have it on tape from the duly appointed representative of all women herself.
I'm just going to get my women a copy of this vid for xmas.
JEWELRY FACE and shots at Jared's, awesome.
God. she's so ugly. I love her.
She looks like Nicholas Cage
god, she does. that kind of ruins shit for me, 'cause i dig this lady but i hate a nick cage.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
Disappointed, I thought it would be an attempt to sex up the Target jewelry department
Another home run.
I am stealing this bit and using it in my intro sociology class.
|Honest Abe |
OH GOD I WISH THIS WERE ANIME
|Testicles of Doom |
She's funny enough, but I don't think that dress does anything for her.
It's like six miles between her ears and her breasts.
Not a comment on the vid, but read this article for a clue into the sheer brilliance of De Beers marketing:
There was a time before customary diamond engagement and anniversary rings. We, collectively, were sold some lumps of coal.
the least you could do is put a "target women" tag in there, man
Also let me just say I love the goddamn comments.
|Killer Joe |
Whoa! It has a sweet remix of 'jingle Bells' after the clip!?! Gotta getta Gap!
|Operation Cornflakes |
mmmm Sarah Haskins
I don't get the Haskins gate, but whatever.
Also, the soul-crushing irony of taking a woman who is basically making a feminist humor column and criticizing whether she's pretty and the size of her boobs.
Some day, Sarah Haskins, some day.
And the fact that you think jewelry is stupid only makes me love you more.
oh no jewelry face!
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
I guess we're going to have the sex now!
she's cute and funny
|karl hungus |
I still fucking hate her, but this one made me giggle.
I like her because she's a woman that hates the same things about women that I do. I think this makes me a 'feminist.'
I have been mystified by jewelry for some time now. It's sparkly rocks people. You just spent two month's salary on a fucking rock that is shiny. What are we, crows collecting reflective foil bits to take back to our nests?
If you did not enjoy this video, then please turn your attention to this video:
There, there, it's all better now.
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