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Desc:How to show the woman in your life that you care about her
Category:Humor, Business
Tags:Diamonds, sarah haskins, target women, jewelry, He went to Jared
Submitted:fluffy
Date:12/12/08
Views:3600
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Comment count is 59
Caminante Nocturno
She's marginally more tolerable when she dresses nice. It's too bad she still can't stop herself from complaining all of the time.

And her breasts are too big, too.
coprolalia
If she were twelve you'd be the one submitting these.

a flaming monkey
I never really see her as complaining... She's sarcastic as hell....

But the real point I want to make is that I think you secretly love this woman.

bacrie
not tsundere enough, I like my women to fit neatly into trite categories

Camonk
Well, you know, I used to think it was silly to one-star every anime video that comes across the front page. I don't think that anymore.

Cleaner82
At this point I think he feels people would be disappointed if he didn't come by and do this.

Hooker
By "dresses nice" I assume you mean dresses completely unlike any reasonable woman ever would on a daily basis.

heyitslozeau
yeah, we get it caminante, she has big boobs, japanese women dont have big boobs, they look like little boys instead, that's fine, go beat off to hentai somewhere else.

sosage
Did you say her boobs are too big? Even the Japanese know that logic is wrong. You better adjust that attitude.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I know, she uses her mind and doesn't even wear a maid or schoolgirl outfit...boooo!

fractured
Oh. That comment? Yes, that is the sexist side of poetv.
Although I assume that is some trolling you have going there.

+5 for target women. +5 for smart women. -5 for misogynists.

baleen
I find this lady's shtick tired and boring, but maybe it's because I don't have a vagina that was born in 1950.

baleen
and there are far smarter, funnier women out there doing far more interesting things like this, so THERE.

BornAgainCannibal
Like that loveable girl with downs, Sarah Silverman.

baleen

Just because you don't know about it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

chumbucket
I thought I was completely done with these but it's so very timely and spot on about how annoying those crappy and squishy pawn shop ads
coprolalia
Five stars for the broke journalist joke.
halon
This is probably one of my favorites. Also, caminaNte beat me :(
biclops
Should I bring out the teddy bear so you can point out where he touched you?

RockBolt
JEWELRY FACE
erratic
a lot of these jokes fell flat, but hey, it's Target Women. 4 star minimum.
robotkarateman
I agree. And yet, I also disagree.

Jeff Fries
Jewelry Face is a useful term

Cleaner82
Be careful what you wish for, women. From now on, no jewelry, I have it on tape from the duly appointed representative of all women herself.
simon666
I'm just going to get my women a copy of this vid for xmas.
1394
JEWELRY FACE and shots at Jared's, awesome.
theSnake
God. she's so ugly. I love her.
DopeFiend
If she has a big ass, I'd do her.

crojo
She has a big ass

Yeahhhhh

Braze
She looks like Nicholas Cage

Hooper_X
god, she does. that kind of ruins shit for me, 'cause i dig this lady but i hate a nick cage.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Oh my god, she -does- look like Nick Cage.

SolRo
The perfect woman

Brautwurst_Barbarian
OH GOD, I CAN'T UNSEE CAGE.

kingofthenothing
It's kind of like when you have a thing for your friend's sister and then someone goes 'hey, doesn't she look just like her brother?' and suddenly you realize 'yeah, she does...' and that completely kills the attraction forever, and you wonder years later how the guy that pointed it out to you ended up getting her pregnant.

Cap'n Profan!ty
Disappointed, I thought it would be an attempt to sex up the Target jewelry department
glasseye
Another home run.
Hooper_X
I am stealing this bit and using it in my intro sociology class.
socialist_hentai
fuck you!
Keefu
I'm sorry.
Honest Abe
OH GOD I WISH THIS WERE ANIME
Testicles of Doom
She's funny enough, but I don't think that dress does anything for her.

It's like six miles between her ears and her breasts.
godot
Not a comment on the vid, but read this article for a clue into the sheer brilliance of De Beers marketing:

http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/electronic-publications/stay-free/a rchives/16/diamonds.html

There was a time before customary diamond engagement and anniversary rings. We, collectively, were sold some lumps of coal.
godot
4 stars for the acoustic number.

Now that flawless large carat vapor deposition diamonds are becoming available, De Beers marketing is going to have to convince consumers that imperfections are symbolic of the authenticity of your love.

Xiphias
the least you could do is put a "target women" tag in there, man
fluffy
Fixed.

Also let me just say I love the goddamn comments.

Killer Joe
Whoa! It has a sweet remix of 'jingle Bells' after the clip!?! Gotta getta Gap!
Operation Cornflakes
mmmm Sarah Haskins
StanleyPain
I don't get the Haskins gate, but whatever.

Also, the soul-crushing irony of taking a woman who is basically making a feminist humor column and criticizing whether she's pretty and the size of her boobs.
charmlessman
Some day, Sarah Haskins, some day.
And the fact that you think jewelry is stupid only makes me love you more.
Burnov
Jewelry face.
pathetique
oh no jewelry face!
Lies, lies, LIES!
I guess we're going to have the sex now!
numb
she's cute and funny
karl hungus
I still fucking hate her, but this one made me giggle.
ashtar.
I like her because she's a woman that hates the same things about women that I do. I think this makes me a 'feminist.'
I have been mystified by jewelry for some time now. It's sparkly rocks people. You just spent two month's salary on a fucking rock that is shiny. What are we, crows collecting reflective foil bits to take back to our nests?
Caminante Nocturno
Wow, you're just as insightful and clever as she is.

flotsam
If you did not enjoy this video, then please turn your attention to this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExjxpfFdfbg

There, there, it's all better now.
Caminante Nocturno
Thanks for the private video!

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