|Vestigial Johnson |
this is totally grungeified
Oh but you're wrong. There is everything amusing about this.
What is this from?
Christian "video magazine" called EdgeTV designed for youth pastors to show their kids.
No, I think this may have been before he went off the deep end.
I mean: GOD!
|Shotgun Jackson |
So the flood drowned them all right? If so I give 5 stars...
We're not going to color inside society's lines.
We're going to OBEY!
Those kids are spitting hot fire! Under water!
I have seen the light and it made me throw up a little in my mouth.
They're so counterculture, they're countercounterculture, therefore Christian.
It's the religious version of straight edge. Rebelling by not rebelling.
|Mad Struggle |
"...the one true god, Behemecoatyl."
Wow, that was intense. I've had to breathe in a brown paper bag for the last two minutes.
I think this does mean that you're stupid.
I'm too cool conform to society. I'll just conform to the strict demands of a book.
Going to church on Sunday with WHITE HOT INTENSITY.
In a polo shirt and khakis.
STAND IN THE NEW STYLE!!
Golden Palominos, christian style!
Also, I love the vocal white-hot-intensity of the body snatchers!
All the white hot intensity of a Jesus Jones video.
|Menudo con queso |
Let's start a pool: how many of these kids did the video's producer fuck?
Fuck yeah. I'm at LEAST as cool as that Asian kid with the tinted swim goggles. Christianity really brings things down to my level.
It's like they watched MTV for a few hours in the early 90s, but with the sound turned off (too sinful) and only the commercials (the videos themselves are blasphemous) and this is what they came up with.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Soaking wet kids in a flooded laser tag arena trying to make themselves look cool by talking about their religion.
Ha, ha, ha.
NO, my dear kids, it is *I* who demands that *YOU* stop trying to distract me with shiny images like this video.
Dude, this would be the coolest thing ever to watch on shrooms
Noncomformist Christians ape costume and style of the culture they are claiming to be separate from.
Everything is in its right place.
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