It's lucky I wore my corset this morning, else my sides would have split.
I seriously don't get furry humour.
Furry criticism = if there's a fox with tits in it, everything is kosher. The script, concept, art design, animation and the non-humor are all secondary considerations as long as there's a chance of getting a fox with tits on television.
Like ZTC says, as long as it's furry, the expectations of quality are lowered in every area. The basic idea is to support their jerkoff fantasies, because thats what their life is based on.
The adventures of author avatar, tit-fox and the whitest black man alive
That fat bald man is a college freshman? I seriously doubt that audiences will swallow a concept THAT outre! Scoff scoff scoff.
Hold on. Is that actually a skullcap?
I'm astonished. He's actually Jewish. It's a fat Jewish guy with a sarky tone and a muscled black guy with an Urkle voice on a planet of animals, intended to compete with Family Guy and The Simpsons. This idea gets more FUKIN AWESOME the more I look at it!!! Much like Albert Speer designed Hitler's Berlin with an eye towards it's "ruin value" a millennium hence, Zoo U should be - nay, MUST be - created so as to stand forever as a testament to our GREATNESS. 4 MILLION STARS.
I toyed with the idea of submitting this but now I don't have to.
I'm honestly shocked it got this far. It's as if the people behind this are figuring out how to fail upward.
"Greetings and welcome to Zoo U! Zoo U is a half-hour adult animated sitcom about two college freshmen, Chad and Alan, who decide to follow Chad's newly discovered anthropomorphic vixen half-sister to college on her home planet."
Congratulations, you just found the worst idea for a cartoon in existence.
And he's apparently from Crush Yiff Destroy, so he's a self-hating furry too.
HA HA HA
"One of several mistakes "Father of the Pride" made (in addition to being just plain aweful) was that it didn't know it's audience. It was too kiddie for adults, too adult for kids. In an attmept to please everyone it ended up pleasing no one. Zoo U won't make this same error, its clearly aimed at a mature demographic."
The creator's forum icon is his tatoo of Brain the Dog from Family Guy.
So does that mean one of his parents fucked a fox?
|Caminante Nocturno |
YOU'RE SUCH A TAIL-PULLER!
QUIT BEING SUCH A TAIL-PULLER!
YOU KNOW WHERE I COME FROM THEY ARREST TAIL-PULLERS!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR STATUTORY TAIL-PULLING!
Christ, it's like a half-assed storyboard with all its time invested in fox tits.
Also, don't foxes have six tits? They could have spent three times as much effort on the fox tits if they had done six of them. Maybe they even have eight, then there would have been two more.
Plus, all the male characters should also have tits. And the buildings. The cafeteria could serve coffee in mugs shaped like tits, but with extra tits on them.
I'm amazed at the restraint this showed by NOT being about dating/fucking whatever right from the get-go. That's almost admirable for these furry fucktards.
I'm just waiting for the black guy to mention how he's not even supposed to be here today.
|Dr. Zaius |
I guess the creator watched My Gym Partner's A Monkey and said "you know what would really improve this show? FOX BOOBS."
Needs more fox tits.
Oh. Now I get it. THIS is what it feels like to have cancer.
In all my travels, Zoo U remains the most cringe-worthy, profoundly-pathetic, paper-thin self-insertion abomination across any fetish community I have ever witnessed. That he even attempts to pass this off as anything else makes it magnitudes more embarrassing.
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