i would say the reason it's confusing is because it's an actual attempt at a real joke.... and also the fact that he thinks he's actually uncovering some sort of conspiracy theory... the man is a genius.
So Dan,
Nice backyard. I can only assume that you were able to afford all of this due to the fact that you did not pay your child support on all of your kids from three different marriages.
Apparently you are eating well all so.