Enjoy - 2009-03-04 I think I might need to switch churches to this church.
Rudy - 2009-03-05 I wouldn't bother. I went to one of their pancake breakfasts once and it was just a big empty room.
Tstyle - 2009-03-05 One of these mornings...if I keep starving myself, I will die.
baleen - 2009-03-05 Shoes.
Shoes are an important thang
shoes help us walk around
but God's Word is all you really need
to get you round town
Shoes on my feet all day
I don't need shoes to go round the way
Lord be my shoes
no more reboks
don't need no jordan
don't need no hightop
no more shoes
Verse be my converse
I don't need no shoes
I got god in my sole
gonna go to the sto
on a Holy stroll
nuzzles - 2009-03-05 ...cos' when the Lord calls you into Heaven, ain't nothing up there but a free continental breakfast with a couple stale donuts in the flavor you hate, tepid coffee and packets of taco sauce from the Del Taco next door.
Hooper_X - 2009-03-05 Uh, I think this probably needs some sort of teeth-related tag.
Seriously, though - this is the greatest gospel message of all time. Enjoy your breakfast while you can, because heaven doesn't have any red-eye gravy.
TeenerTot - 2009-03-05 I'd rather have the buffet in hell than the fasting in heaven.
Kieran27 - 2009-03-05 Bear in mind Hell only serves barbeque.
FangoftheCobras - 2009-03-05 I like this Ernie Hudson/Big Momma side project.