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Desc:A 13 year old girl would like to have a word with you.
Category:Educational, Crime
Tags:Juggalo, ICP, Insane Clown Posse
Submitted:Old_Zircon
Date:01/25/10
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Comment count is 35
RocketBlender
Ugh. I knew I wouldn't last the whole video from the title and description alone. Had trouble even getting past "who we are and what we stand for."
RocketBlender
Oh God, I came back to try and finish it. "Some of us do you know criminal activities. But that's not a very high percent. Like half of us. Half of us do commit crimes...."

Just. Fucking. WOW!

Rev. Blackson Pollock
C'mon rocket half isn't all that much. I mean you put two random juggaloes in a room you'd have the chance of none, one, or both of them doing criminal activity. That's better than a coin toss.

Rev. Blackson Pollock
Unless you look at it like dominant and recessive genes in which case the criminal juggaloes will eventually saturate the field of selection.

memedumpster
She talks like a human resources director telling you you're fired.
phalsebob
"...think about it."

I don't think she thought about that.


Riskbreaker
She's 13, she still has an excuse for being into such a dumb hobby. If she's still in it in ten years then yeah, way to go.
Syd Midnight
Exactly. Being a juggalo would be pretty cool when you're an awkward 13 year old. It's not a GOOD thing, but she has an excuse and another 2-3 years before she should start knowing better.

Candlejackv616
After that point there's no hope for her, only meth , Faygo and being felt up at concerts.

pastorofmuppets
You mean she's going to start listening to 311?

RomancingTrain
Oh fuck, I made her a Juggalo? I feel really bad now because I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy. I'm sorry little girl, my deepest apologies.
SixDigitDebt
Grow some tits first, honey.
HURF BLURF DUH
She might want to put on 50-60 pounds, too.

Either that or start doing meth and lose 30-40. No middle ground with Juggalettes.

Camonk
Goddammit, stop talking about tits! You're making us look like jerks in front of the PoEN guys!

sinuendo
So why can't the Juggalos just make more of themselves?

Think about it...
Kojack13
They try but their young don't often survive in the wild:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=36997

Rev. Blackson Pollock
Got these for you Kojack.

garcet71283
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenomorph

Nithing
Persecution as group identity reinforcement. It's like watching the origins of Mormonism.
erratic
yes! just replace "juggalo" with "mormon" and "dark carnival" with "the one true church" and this video is 100% identical to videos of mormons complaining about being persecuted.

pastorofmuppets
If anyone I would like to research this topic further:

http://www.beyondintractability.org/essay/siege_mentality/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Christianity

TheQuakeSoldier
OH!! I get it! She's making an insightful allegory for Islamic terrorism, using Juggaloes.

PHEW!! Well done, that was close.
SteamPoweredKleenex
What DO they stand for?

And if this "persecution" HELPS them, why do they complain?
chumbucket
they stand up for the freedom to produce crap music

pastorofmuppets
the inability to distinguish lifestyle from culture, made flesh

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Is that a standard Juggalo issue fan with missing front screen and dust caked blades?
BHWW
"I WAS A TEENAGE JUGGALO"

JUGGALOES: MENACE TO AMERICAN! A TRAP READY TO ENSARE TODAY'S...MIXED UP YOUTH!

PARENTS...WATCH THIS FILM AND BE AWARE...YOUR CHILD COULD BE NEXT!


Timothy A. Bear
GET OUT OF MY ROOM
THA SUGAH RAIN
Babe, there is nothing different and special about being a disgruntled teenager who feels like an outsider. And there is definitely nothing unique about being a teenage girl who talks about herself on youtube.
phalsebob
What? Take your crazy theories and tell them to crazy people!

Rev. Blackson Pollock
She is a bright sparkling snowflake of individuality just like all the other self centered twits who share her stupidity. Why ya gotta take that from her sugah? why?

Rev. Blackson Pollock
2:15 seems to be a jam in the old gear works up there.
charmlessman
We make fun of you because you'll make these videos in response. It's SWEET SWEET manna to me!!
Blue
Don't! That will just make more Juggalos! You'll start a resonance cascade!

Rodents of Unusual Size
It sounds like she's saying "We're family, there's a pig difference".
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