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Desc:A 13 year old girl would like to have a word with you.
Category:Educational, Crime
Tags:Juggalo, ICP, Insane Clown Posse
Submitted:Old_Zircon
Date:01/25/10
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Comment count is 35
RocketBlender - 2010-01-25
Ugh. I knew I wouldn't last the whole video from the title and description alone. Had trouble even getting past "who we are and what we stand for."
RocketBlender - 2010-01-25
Oh God, I came back to try and finish it. "Some of us do you know criminal activities. But that's not a very high percent. Like half of us. Half of us do commit crimes...."

Just. Fucking. WOW!

Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-01-25
C'mon rocket half isn't all that much. I mean you put two random juggaloes in a room you'd have the chance of none, one, or both of them doing criminal activity. That's better than a coin toss.

Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-01-25
Unless you look at it like dominant and recessive genes in which case the criminal juggaloes will eventually saturate the field of selection.

memedumpster - 2010-01-25
She talks like a human resources director telling you you're fired.
phalsebob - 2010-01-25
"...think about it."

I don't think she thought about that.


Riskbreaker - 2010-01-25
She's 13, she still has an excuse for being into such a dumb hobby. If she's still in it in ten years then yeah, way to go.
Syd Midnight - 2010-01-25
Exactly. Being a juggalo would be pretty cool when you're an awkward 13 year old. It's not a GOOD thing, but she has an excuse and another 2-3 years before she should start knowing better.

Candlejackv616 - 2010-01-25
After that point there's no hope for her, only meth , Faygo and being felt up at concerts.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-25
You mean she's going to start listening to 311?

RomancingTrain - 2010-01-25
Oh fuck, I made her a Juggalo? I feel really bad now because I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy. I'm sorry little girl, my deepest apologies.
SixDigitDebt - 2010-01-25
Grow some tits first, honey.
HURF BLURF DUH - 2010-01-25
She might want to put on 50-60 pounds, too.

Either that or start doing meth and lose 30-40. No middle ground with Juggalettes.

Camonk - 2010-01-25
Goddammit, stop talking about tits! You're making us look like jerks in front of the PoEN guys!

sinuendo - 2010-01-25
So why can't the Juggalos just make more of themselves?

Think about it...
Kojack13 - 2010-01-25
They try but their young don't often survive in the wild:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=36997

Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-01-25
Got these for you Kojack.

garcet71283 - 2010-01-25
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenomorph

Nithing - 2010-01-25
Persecution as group identity reinforcement. It's like watching the origins of Mormonism.
erratic - 2010-01-25
yes! just replace "juggalo" with "mormon" and "dark carnival" with "the one true church" and this video is 100% identical to videos of mormons complaining about being persecuted.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-25
If anyone I would like to research this topic further:

http://www.beyondintractability.org/essay/siege_mentality/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Christianity

TheQuakeSoldier - 2010-01-25
OH!! I get it! She's making an insightful allegory for Islamic terrorism, using Juggaloes.

PHEW!! Well done, that was close.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2010-01-25
What DO they stand for?

And if this "persecution" HELPS them, why do they complain?
chumbucket - 2010-01-25
they stand up for the freedom to produce crap music

pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-25
the inability to distinguish lifestyle from culture, made flesh

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-01-25
Is that a standard Juggalo issue fan with missing front screen and dust caked blades?
BHWW - 2010-01-25
"I WAS A TEENAGE JUGGALO"

JUGGALOES: MENACE TO AMERICAN! A TRAP READY TO ENSARE TODAY'S...MIXED UP YOUTH!

PARENTS...WATCH THIS FILM AND BE AWARE...YOUR CHILD COULD BE NEXT!


Timothy A. Bear - 2010-01-25
GET OUT OF MY ROOM
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-01-25
Babe, there is nothing different and special about being a disgruntled teenager who feels like an outsider. And there is definitely nothing unique about being a teenage girl who talks about herself on youtube.
phalsebob - 2010-01-25
What? Take your crazy theories and tell them to crazy people!

Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-01-25
She is a bright sparkling snowflake of individuality just like all the other self centered twits who share her stupidity. Why ya gotta take that from her sugah? why?

Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-01-25
2:15 seems to be a jam in the old gear works up there.
charmlessman - 2010-01-25
We make fun of you because you'll make these videos in response. It's SWEET SWEET manna to me!!
Blue - 2010-08-15
Don't! That will just make more Juggalos! You'll start a resonance cascade!

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-02-01
It sounds like she's saying "We're family, there's a pig difference".
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