wtf japan You dumb weeaboos are willing to sit through four minutes of conspiracy theory explanation?
Jeriko-1 Oh yes, Japan would never do anything shitty to other countries! Only Americans do things like that.
Camonk Yeah, and if the Japanese every DID do something awful to other countries (which blessed, peaceful Nippon would never do), they'd definitely admit it and publicly apologize for it. Probably put it in their text books.
FABIO What an inconspicuous tape recorder cigarette pack.