Aryan Steve has really hammered down the appropriate reaction to doing lines in a public bathroom.
rapsnacks Does WN know he's hotboxing too? There is more smoke than air in that bathroom.
Camonk That's why he's having such a hard time wrapping his head around the situation.
citrusmirakel See, here's the thing: In his long and storied life, he's grown accustomed to people accidentally doing cocaine. I mean, wash your hands enough time in a public restroom, and we all know you're going to accidentally get some cocaine up your nose. But doing it intentionally!? MADNESS!
Also: Everything Is Terrible tag is required. Do it now.
Caminante Nocturno Do you have any idea how much cocaine Jesus did in the 80's?
zatojones PLEASE CONSUME SOME OF MY EXPENSIVE DRUGS, NERD!
chairsforcheap great timing on the EIT logo in this one.
revdrew The message here is pretty clear: Christians are nerds with only their mom for a friend.
TeenerTot Could Jesus make so much coke that even he couldn't snort it all?
Jesus gives unto His cocaine freely, for the Lord turneth much mill flour into many lines, and He said unto Mary Magdalene "Now Mary lay many lines upon your bosom, that I might breathe uppeth each upon each through the night," and Mary cutteth the lines on their sides, and she layeth the lines upon her bosom, and Jesus Christ did inhale upon them, and lo he stood up and said Duh, and woeth He slept many days before He set His wrath upon the Temple.