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Desc:...he responded by driving his car through City Hall (option C)
Tags:driving, anger, rage, city hall, super awesome security cam footage
Submitted:Frank Rizzo
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Comment count is 73
oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2009-05-23
C is indeed the heavenly option
The Townleybomb - 2009-05-23
This is what happens when drivers listen to too much of that twee shit.

1394 - 2009-05-23
5 stars for option C.
Goethe and ernie - 2009-05-23
Holy fucking shit.
Hugo Gorilla - 2009-05-23
Fuck you, automated glass doors. Fuck you, metal detector booths. Fuck all of you near-miss gawking deputies.

We salute you, Marcus Johnson.
zatojones - 2009-05-23
not to ruin it, but the cameras are motion activated so what looks like a near miss may actually be minutes apart

bopeton - 2009-05-23
18 minutes apart, in some cases. There is a time stamp at the bottom.

Awesome anyway though.

athodyd - 2009-05-26
I was thinking it was edited, but the idea that the security cameras could have created this montage just by their motion detector settings is magical to me.

jangbones - 2009-05-23
So now we know what Frank Rizzo's real name is - Marcus Johnson.
Xenocide - 2009-05-23
Problem solved.
Desidiosus - 2009-05-23
Notice how all the halls are just wide enough to fit his car?
Charles - 2009-12-19
He built the building for this moment.

dead_cat - 2010-03-17
This moment was pre-ordained.

TeflonDoc - 2009-05-23
We ride at dawn!
Smellvin - 2009-05-23
According to an article I found, he caused over 0,000 in damage and was sentenced to ten years.

The article didn't mention whether or not this was his first arrest or conviction for anything.
kamlem - 2009-05-23
I hope the people entering the lift bought lottery tickets.

Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-05-23
In my version he just kept on trucking right through the other outer wall of the building, which was located on the edge of a cliff, his triumphant chariot arcing across the setting sky as shattered glass and twisting ribbons fall in slow motion behind the now gaping hole, a clenched cigarette in his teeth the only visible portion of his face from the shadow, his left hand raised out the car window giving them the finger.

He lands with inches to spare on the other side. The car kicks up a 'whump' of dust, then fishtails, then he hits the nitrous and is gone, now only a legend that will live forever, in the hearts of every thirteen year old anarchist.

sosage - 2009-05-23
He deserves ten years...of sloppy blow jobs. This is the most bad ass "fuck the establishment" act I've ever seen...

FABIO - 2009-05-23
Killdozer? KILLDOZER?!!!!

mashedtater - 2009-05-25
i like it so when you get all poetic and fancy prose sounding, Witty


pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-25
Is it really a good idea to put that guy in a confined space? I mean, I know he won't have the car, but something tells me he's capable of improvising.

Nikon - 2009-07-06
Stars for you, Witty.

MongoMcMichael - 2009-05-23
baleen - 2009-05-23

He's thinking of getting the band back together.
TeflonDoc - 2009-05-23

HankFinch - 2009-05-24
He's on a mission from God

chumbucket - 2009-05-23
City Clerk's office now has a drive through service
SenilePlacebo - 2009-05-23

Camonk - 2009-05-23
I love the police chasing him down the halls. Makes it look like something out of Saints Row. Oh shit, I know what I'm doing with my afternoon!
Squeamish - 2009-05-25
I was just thinking the same thing.

And now, I shall enact vengeance against those who consider themselves my digital betters.

hornung - 2009-05-23
as an architect i salute marcus for destroying that godawful building.
Chinballs - 2009-05-23
Freaking sweet!
Cleaner82 - 2009-05-23
Easily the best security cam footage I've ever seen.
vissarion - 2009-05-23
garcet71283 - 2009-05-23
Mad Struggle - 2009-05-23

Slumgullion - 2009-05-23
This is like the end of Thelma and Louise for hillbillies.
Species - 2009-05-23
you are so right

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-05-23
I'm sure this was a totally reasonable response.
revdrew - 2009-05-23
The world truly is a magical place sometimes.
8bitwintermute - 2009-05-23
rock 'n roll
FABIO - 2009-05-23
He'll be back.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-23
A Legend is born.
Lauritz Melchior - 2009-05-23
Rock on!
Lauritz Melchior - 2009-05-23
Oh, yeah. And Marcus Johnson is his porn name.

Lauritz Melchior - 2009-05-23
"Johnson asked for leniency Wednesday and told the judge that he was hearing voices that night."
Baby Finster - 2009-05-24
That building has terrible feng shui.
Kumquatxop - 2011-02-12

AgentOrange - 2009-05-24
What more can be said?
dead_cat - 2009-05-24
This is totally going on my list of "Crazy Shit I've Always Wanted to Do But Feared The Consequences Far Too Much to Ever Try".

If the doctor ever informs me that I have inoperable, advanced cancer and have less than a month left to live, LOOK OUT EVER'BODY!
mashedtater - 2009-05-25
What else would you do?

dead_cat - 2010-03-17
I'd probably better not say. It would end up here though.

Dicknuts - 2009-05-24
Not many cool things have happened in Kansas since the Civil War. This is one of those rare cool things.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-05-24
Samisyosam - 2009-05-25
Jesus Christ, people. I thought this would have been obvious by now:

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=RL83sUbTDi U
pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-25
you're right, of course. the tragedy filter is good with this one too.

here's mine:
http://tubedubber.com/#RL83sUbTDiU:_Ek3eCbfqp0:0:100:0:0:true< br /> (it's ironic)

pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-25
the hell?


Princess v2.1 - 2009-06-08
Truly a man for the ages
Princess v2.1 - 2009-06-08
zndprophet wrote:

Way to fight the NWO buddy!

Raoul Duke 138 - 2009-08-15
He drove right through the metal detectors.

They detected METAL.
gambol - 2009-09-22

kingofthenothing - 2009-11-13
This needs way better music. The events are fucking awesome and they give you this cheesy "funny video haha" music. Assholes.
bopeton - 2009-11-14
It used to have "For Those About to Rock" by AC/DC but they changed it to this America's Funniest Home Videos-sounding shit.

Hooper_X - 2009-11-23
Neither one of you has seen the fucking Blues Brothers, have you? Jesus christ.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2010-01-25
Kids these fucking days, no appreciation for the classic cinema.

hammsangwich - 2010-10-06
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Charles - 2009-12-19
I will legalize gay marriage single-handedly just to marry this man.
tamago - 2009-12-20
I like the cop that teleports in at 23 seconds. They needed mages to take down this man.
Hooper_X - 2010-04-21

SixDigitDebt - 2010-06-25
I salute you, Marcus Johnson.
longwinded - 2010-08-28
how have I never seen this?
joelkazoo - 2011-01-21
And people say Kansas is boring!
Myrmidon - 2012-11-15
took me forever to find this again, specifically just to give this my five stars.
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