33 Year old Marcus Johnson was asked to turn his music down...

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33 Year old Marcus Johnson was asked to turn his music down...

Desc:	...he responded by driving his car through City Hall (option C)
Category:	Fashion
Tags:	driving, anger, rage, city hall, super awesome security cam footage
Submitted:	Frank Rizzo
Date:	05/23/09
Views:	6079
Rating: View Ratings	Register to vote for this video Favorited 29 Times
Resubmit:	Hugo Gorilla
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit

C is indeed the heavenly option

The Townleybomb

This is what happens when drivers listen to too much of that twee shit.

1394

5 stars for option C.

Goethe and ernie

Holy fucking shit.

Hugo Gorilla

Fuck you, automated glass doors. Fuck you, metal detector booths. Fuck all of you near-miss gawking deputies.

We salute you, Marcus Johnson.

zatojones

not to ruin it, but the cameras are motion activated so what looks like a near miss may actually be minutes apart

bopeton

18 minutes apart, in some cases. There is a time stamp at the bottom.

Awesome anyway though.

athodyd

I was thinking it was edited, but the idea that the security cameras could have created this montage just by their motion detector settings is magical to me.

jangbones

So now we know what Frank Rizzo's real name is - Marcus Johnson.

Xenocide

Problem solved.

Desidiosus

Notice how all the halls are just wide enough to fit his car?

Charles

He built the building for this moment.

dead_cat
This moment was pre-ordained.

TeflonDoc

We ride at dawn!

Smellvin
According to an article I found, he caused over $200,000 in damage and was sentenced to ten years.

The article didn't mention whether or not this was his first arrest or conviction for anything.

kamlem

I hope the people entering the lift bought lottery tickets.

Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference

In my version he just kept on trucking right through the other outer wall of the building, which was located on the edge of a cliff, his triumphant chariot arcing across the setting sky as shattered glass and twisting ribbons fall in slow motion behind the now gaping hole, a clenched cigarette in his teeth the only visible portion of his face from the shadow, his left hand raised out the car window giving them the finger.

He lands with inches to spare on the other side. The car kicks up a 'whump' of dust, then fishtails, then he hits the nitrous and is gone, now only a legend that will live forever, in the hearts of every thirteen year old anarchist.

sosage

He deserves ten years...of sloppy blow jobs. This is the most bad ass "fuck the establishment" act I've ever seen...

FABIO
Killdozer? KILLDOZER?!!!!

mashedtater

i like it so when you get all poetic and fancy prose sounding, Witty

:D

pastorofmuppets

Is it really a good idea to put that guy in a confined space? I mean, I know he won't have the car, but something tells me he's capable of improvising.

Nikon

Stars for you, Witty.

MongoMcMichael

HOW ARE DEM DUKE BOYS GONNA GET OUTTA THIS BUCKET OF SYRUP?

baleen

He's thinking of getting the band back together.

TeflonDoc
THE BAAAAAAND

HankFinch

He's on a mission from God

chumbucket
City Clerk's office now has a drive through service

SenilePlacebo

Yay.

Camonk

I love the police chasing him down the halls. Makes it look like something out of Saints Row. Oh shit, I know what I'm doing with my afternoon!

Squeamish

I was just thinking the same thing.

And now, I shall enact vengeance against those who consider themselves my digital betters.

hornung

as an architect i salute marcus for destroying that godawful building.

Chinballs

Freaking sweet!

Cleaner82

Easily the best security cam footage I've ever seen.

vissarion

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO RAWK

garcet71283

HEEMEYER LIVES

Mad Struggle

DRIVE THROUGH CITY HALL TO CREATE YOUR OWN JUSTICE.

Slumgullion

This is like the end of Thelma and Louise for hillbillies.

Species

you are so right

Rodents of Unusual Size

I'm sure this was a totally reasonable response.

revdrew

The world truly is a magical place sometimes.

rock 'n roll

He'll be back.

A Legend is born.

Rock on!

Lauritz Melchior
Oh, yeah. And Marcus Johnson is his porn name.

Lauritz Melchior
"Johnson asked for leniency Wednesday and told the judge that he was hearing voices that night."

Baby Finster

That building has terrible feng shui.

Kumquatxop

had

AgentOrange

What more can be said?

dead_cat

This is totally going on my list of "Crazy Shit I've Always Wanted to Do But Feared The Consequences Far Too Much to Ever Try".

If the doctor ever informs me that I have inoperable, advanced cancer and have less than a month left to live, LOOK OUT EVER'BODY!

mashedtater
What else would you do?

dead_cat
I'd probably better not say. It would end up here though.

Dicknuts

Not many cool things have happened in Kansas since the Civil War. This is one of those rare cool things.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck

MOTHERLOVIN METAL

Samisyosam

Jesus Christ, people. I thought this would have been obvious by now:

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=RL83sUbTDi U

pastorofmuppets
you're right, of course. the tragedy filter is good with this one too.

here's mine:
http://tubedubber.com/#RL83sUbTDiU:_Ek3eCbfqp0:0:100:0:0:true< br /> (it's ironic)

pastorofmuppets
the hell?

http://tubedubber.com/#RL83sUbTDiU:_Ek3eCbfqp0:0:100:0:0:true

Princess v2.1

Truly a man for the ages

Princess v2.1
zndprophet wrote:

Way to fight the NWO buddy!

Raoul Duke 138
He drove right through the metal detectors.

They detected METAL.

gambol

lol

kingofthenothing

This needs way better music. The events are fucking awesome and they give you this cheesy "funny video haha" music. Assholes.

bopeton
It used to have "For Those About to Rock" by AC/DC but they changed it to this America's Funniest Home Videos-sounding shit.

Hooper_X
Neither one of you has seen the fucking Blues Brothers, have you? Jesus christ.

j lzrd / swift idiot

Kids these fucking days, no appreciation for the classic cinema.

hammsangwich

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Charles
I will legalize gay marriage single-handedly just to marry this man.

tamago

I like the cop that teleports in at 23 seconds. They needed mages to take down this man.

Hooper_X

DISCO PANTS AND FUCKING HAIRCUTS

THIS CITY HALL HAS EVERYTHING

SixDigitDebt

I salute you, Marcus Johnson.

longwinded

how have I never seen this?

joelkazoo

And people say Kansas is boring!

Myrmidon

took me forever to find this again, specifically just to give this my five stars.

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