oswaldtheluckyrabbit 
C is indeed the heavenly option
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1394
5 stars for option C.
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Goethe and ernie
Holy fucking shit.
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Hugo Gorilla
Fuck you, automated glass doors. Fuck you, metal detector booths. Fuck all of you near-miss gawking deputies.
We salute you, Marcus Johnson.
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jangbones
So now we know what Frank Rizzo's real name is - Marcus Johnson.
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Xenocide
Problem solved.
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Desidiosus
Notice how all the halls are just wide enough to fit his car?
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TeflonDoc
We ride at dawn!
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Smellvin
According to an article I found, he caused over $200,000 in damage and was sentenced to ten years.
The article didn't mention whether or not this was his first arrest or conviction for anything.
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FABIO Killdozer? KILLDOZER?!!!!
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MongoMcMichael
HOW ARE DEM DUKE BOYS GONNA GET OUTTA THIS BUCKET OF SYRUP?
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baleen
He's thinking of getting the band back together.
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chumbucket
City Clerk's office now has a drive through service
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Camonk
I love the police chasing him down the halls. Makes it look like something out of Saints Row. Oh shit, I know what I'm doing with my afternoon!
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hornung
as an architect i salute marcus for destroying that godawful building.
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Chinballs
Freaking sweet!
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Cleaner82
Easily the best security cam footage I've ever seen.
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vissarion
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO RAWK
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garcet71283
HEEMEYER LIVES
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Slumgullion
This is like the end of Thelma and Louise for hillbillies.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
I'm sure this was a totally reasonable response.
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revdrew
The world truly is a magical place sometimes.
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8bitwintermute
rock 'n roll
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FABIO
He'll be back.
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Caminante Nocturno
A Legend is born.
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Lauritz Melchior
Rock on!
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Lauritz Melchior
"Johnson asked for leniency Wednesday and told the judge that he was hearing voices that night."
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Baby Finster
That building has terrible feng shui.
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AgentOrange
What more can be said?
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dead_cat
This is totally going on my list of "Crazy Shit I've Always Wanted to Do But Feared The Consequences Far Too Much to Ever Try".
If the doctor ever informs me that I have inoperable, advanced cancer and have less than a month left to live, LOOK OUT EVER'BODY!
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Dicknuts
Not many cool things have happened in Kansas since the Civil War. This is one of those rare cool things.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
MOTHERLOVIN METAL
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Samisyosam
Jesus Christ, people. I thought this would have been obvious by now:
http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=RL83sUbTDi U
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pastorofmuppets you're right, of course. the tragedy filter is good with this one too.
here's mine:
http://tubedubber.com/#RL83sUbTDiU:_Ek3eCbfqp0:0:100:0:0:true< br />
(it's ironic)
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pastorofmuppets the hell?
http://tubedubber.com/#RL83sUbTDiU:_Ek3eCbfqp0:0:100:0:0:true
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Princess v2.1
Truly a man for the ages
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Princess v2.1
zndprophet wrote:
Way to fight the NWO buddy!
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Raoul Duke 138
He drove right through the metal detectors.
They detected METAL.
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kingofthenothing
This needs way better music. The events are fucking awesome and they give you this cheesy "funny video haha" music. Assholes.
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bopeton It used to have "For Those About to Rock" by AC/DC but they changed it to this America's Funniest Home Videos-sounding shit.
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Hooper_X Neither one of you has seen the fucking Blues Brothers, have you? Jesus christ.
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Charles
I will legalize gay marriage single-handedly just to marry this man.
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tamago
I like the cop that teleports in at 23 seconds. They needed mages to take down this man.
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