chumbucket      hey, remember you're on a mission to raise your intelligence to 38% by 18:00...glad the game gives you reminders like that when you're in the middle of a prison fight
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Caminante Nocturno      Everyone needs to play this game. The controls are...
... Well, they have to be experienced.
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Riskbreaker     This game is not even worth half pack of cigs.
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keinsignal      I would have thought showing up to court without a shirt would really have hurt Prisoner S-010's case. I guess I have a lot to learn about the justice system!
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown Prisoners wandering freely through huge rooms filled with deadly weapons, guards pummeling each other for no reason, terrorist attacks, vengeful amputees.
I'm just going to give him the benefit of the doubt on the realism thing.
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GlennFinito      In prison, everyone walks like they just took it up the ass.
Even the wardens
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infinite zest      Oz: The Video Game
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infinite zest WHY THERE A POOL CUE AND NO MOTHAFUCKIN POOL TABLE! THIS AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE WHEN I WAS IN PRISON YO. WE HAs FUCKIN DREAMCAST UP IN THAT BITCH HOLLAA, 6:32 BE EXACTLY LIKE WHEN I WUZ LOCKED UP IN DA JOINT. IF ANY O MA HOMIES BE ON POETV .COMz FROM TILLAMOOK COUNTY JAIL REPRESENT FOOLS
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Repomancer     This looks unbelievably bad. And then it gets worse.
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Rudy      So what button do you push to quote great works to the guards? Surely you don't expect me to play the whole game without a chance to received a golden .45 that shoots Zeus' lighting.
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