Desperately needs "why the terrorists hate us" tag.
And.. 0 dollars for this thing? Someone is making a shitload off of a bunch of kids wanting to be around other kids "just like them."
I'm a fan of it because it lumps all these mouthbreathers from different parts of the country together in one place. Chances of them all coming away with terrible illnesses is almost 1/1.
I suggest we expedite the process with a touch of napalm, however.
|Billy the Poet |
Four days? In August? The smell...
I made a stink face when he said "There's a lot of sex in the air!"
this is basically the tweaker version of a drug culture, isn't it?
Do these guys even know any black people?
|Goethe and ernie |
Did he just compare it to the Hajj? Oh.
Check out JUST SOME of the DOPE-ASS activities going down:
CRAZY helicopter and carnival rides.
Love train hay rides
DUDES ON STILTS
NINJAS JUGGLIN' FIRE
And don't you miss
Gee, I really hope Sufjan Stevens is playing with them this year.
Gwar!? I thought you were better then this.
I love how the google ad that kept popping up was " is my husband gay?" thought that was a nice touch.
I doubt there really is something for everyone.
...my stomach hurts after watching this.
Never before has such a collection of fat, stupid, white people people been assembled. Also, how will such a remote area be supplied with the required tonnage of kraft dinner and pogos?
i only made it 5 minutes in.
i had no idea there were so many white rappers in face paint.
Can't you just smell the spilled Faygo and aggressive stupidity?
the dark carnival is god, MAY ALL JUGGALOZ FIND HIM
The Dayton Family
If it weren't for the ICP crowd I would actually want to go to this.
Fuck those guys, they'll have the incredible comedic stylings of Pauly Shore and J.J. Walker! Who are side acts for the one and only, Upchuck The Clown!
they needed to produce an INFOMERCIAL for this??? I think I just heard the seventh seal breaking
This looks like so much fun.
"Calling all fat kids, free cheeseburgers all day!"
That's a real line. And probably one they should have opened with.
DON'T BE A NEDENHOLE
oh Violent J, tell us more about the feelings!
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Now, if they could just shoot Vanilla Ice out of a cannon, that would be SICK!
|Caminante Nocturno |
I was able to keep my composure until the guy described the Love Train Hayrides. I was unable to regain it for the remainder of the video.
"Expect the unexpected."
"Expect a good time."
|Mister Yuck |
I really want to spend a day at this for some cultural tourism, but there is no way I would be willing to sleep within fifty miles of these people.
That announcer sounds extremely uncomfortable saying "fuck" so many times.
Circus food.......all that.
RIP Ass Dan.
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