|posertom - 2009-08-07 |
I say, let 'em crash!
|Riskbreaker - 2009-08-07 |
I agree about stop excusing N Korea for all the shit they do, but this guy is obviously a douche and needs to get locked in a N Korean prison just so he can experiment the real thing.
The guy is an asshole but he isn't completely wrong either, although what was the alternative let them die?
So, what did Jowly McShitsack here say when Bush took N. Korea off the list of "state sponsors of terrorism"?
Probably "Pass the butter, FARRRRTT"
because he is fat
and a fat stupid hypocrite
but mostly fat
he is completely and utterly wrong and so is anyone who agrees with him
bill clinton's visit had zero appreciable consequences except that two journalists were released from captivity. zero. none. anyone who disagrees with this needs to articulate an actual probable chain of events that begins with bill clinton posing in a photo and ends in anything bad that wouldn't have happened anyway.
goddamn people. don't pat yourself on the back for thinking that dick morris is "fat" while conceding the premise of his entire argument, because it is FUCKING STUPID.
Again, i just agree with this idiot about the fact that the world is letting N Korea to get away with a lot of shit. Nothing more.
ok i see the part where i called him fat but i don't see where i concede his premise, unless it turns out i am the same person as Riskbreaker and DK1987
and i guess that is possible because futurebot is very smart and would not lie
stop obfuscating futurebot. the man's wrongness has no relevance to the real issue here which is that he is a total porker and fat
FACT: Dick Morris must maintain a body temperature of at least 101.3 degrees. This is because his blood plasma is at least 70% butter, and he must keep it in a liquid state.
|RockBolt - 2009-08-07 |
Yes, Kim Jong Il is really hurting for propaganda right now
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-08-07 |
"...but the soul still burns."
|teethsalad - 2009-08-07 |
dick morris, fuck you. no, really - i insist - FUCK YOU.
anyone who would willingly submit anyone ever to the horrors of an NK gulag should have their membership in the human race revoked
|1394 - 2009-08-08 |
5 for evil.
|Eroticus E - 2009-08-08 |
Love the idea of this fat, soft douchebag bravely sitting in a television studio dictating who lives and who dies. Eat some more twinkies and watch some more tv, you worthless piece of emasculated garbage.
These solipsistic, sociopathic sows sear the soul and spread sorrow with the sequestered smugness of sick syncophants, signalling the sad state of our situation in society.
So I see signs, saying 'Stop them! Stop them!' Subtly and surrounding me, sending my senses the soft and sultry symbols I solicit, to support securing and spending the sole stock and supply of the soul of a...
Smith and Wesson. Saturday Night Special. Shotgun.
Slayer. Soldier. Security stopping this sick song sung as soliloquy, slack of stoicism. I stay, sending these symptoms screeching and shrill to the suffering they so secure.
So that sound, solid and suitable sons and sisters survive this savage, stinking and spiteful shame.
I... fine. Just HAVE my spirit bulb you MARVELOUS BASTARD.
|Xenocide - 2009-08-08 |
Yeah, this has really rehabilitated North Korea's global image, guy. Once everyone heard that they only imprisoned two innocent women in a labor camp for a few months instead of for 11 years, everyone just fell in love with old Kim Jong all over again. I hear Japan keeps leaving messages on his answering machine.
"Hey KJ Illin', it's Japan. Are you there?.... pick up pick up pick up... .... ok guess you're gone, call back - I have the funniest story to tell you, later byyyyyeeee."
Kimmy baby, this is South Korea and I just wanted to say...
give me a moment this is hard....
no matter what, I always loved you.
|Tripitaka - 2009-08-08 |
Not only is he fat, not only is he stupid, but he's a journalist!! Una Lee and Lisa Ling are two American journalists. I know comparing Fox News journalists to these two fine reporters is like saying taxidermists and veterinarians both love helping sick animals, but still. C'mon Morris, show a little decency and respect for your colleagues. This is a victory for journalists everywhere who risk their lives to bring us important information about our world, you snide and jaded asshat!
|Dan Druff - 2009-08-08 |
Of COURSE he's pissed about this turn of events. , "Obama abandons 2 innocent americans to rot in North Korean Hellhole" would have been much better attack material than "Obama sends Clinton to go pick up 2 chicks in his party plane".
Seriously - does anyone think this guy would have been happy with ANY turn of events that came from the current president? If Kim Jong Il suddenly decided to reunite with South Korea, embrace democracy, declare communism is a lie and then shoot himself, Dick Morris would be bitching that Obama was coddling them by not doing it sooner.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-08 |
We're all going to be really surprised when half of the Republican party admits to being sleeper agents on a mission of sabotage.
|glendower - 2009-08-08 |
John Bolton spouted the same kind of heartless bullshit on NPR the other day. Part of this has to do with the right wing's disdain for journalism.
Futurebot has it right. This really has no material consequences other than giving North Korea a little domestic propaganda boost. Clinton is not a member of the cabinet, so this really means nothing in terms of actual diplomacy. This guy should shut the fuck up and go back to his lair.
|rustedmutt - 2009-08-08 |
Morris, you bloated toe-sucking piece of filth.
|Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-08-08 |
Once again, it seems I can only say that people like this exist to test my better, more patient self against my 'line those fuckers against the wall' side.
|TimbolinoBilchard - 2009-08-08 |
If the Democrats had guts, everytime this guy said something, they'd respond, "Yeah, well this guy let a prostitute listen in a private conversation he had with the president."
|Hooker - 2009-08-08 |
It seems obvious half of the people here don't know who Dick Morris is. He's not acting like a douche because he's a Republican (which he currently happens to be); he's acting like this becaus ehe holds a grudge against the Clintons.
|mashedtater - 2009-08-08 |
we need a tag for people like this, something like:
heart as black as coal
|Rudy - 2009-08-08 |
"I know this is a hard decision to make, but we cannot afford to show even the slightest hint of weakness to that tyrannical government, no matter how petit and mouthwatering the little feet of these asian journalists must be!"
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