Charles They do that in my hometown sometimes too, when they don't deport the bear to a zoo 2000 miles away. I think it's because they don't want the animals to get too bold.
Rovin The ad banner at the top reads, "Interactive Male's Big Gay Kiss Contest."
Hooker It seems like the bear, like any regular human, didn't care for Subway and didn't develop a taste for it. There was no need to kill it.
Goofy Gorilla Subway: not good enough for a hungry bear.
kingarthur Lesson? Evolve far enough to open a door and get put down for it. This makes me sad.