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Desc:Upcoming movie based on TOTALLY TRUE alien abduction accounts in Nome, Alaska. Better get scared!
Category:Horror, Trailers
Tags:Aliens, horror, PTSD, blair witch project
Submitted:Keefu
Date:10/29/09
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Comment count is 38
dead_cat
It's funny how aliens always seem to like harassing the people living in rural or really out of the way places most.
Rape Van Winkle
It would make more sense if they landed secretly in cities.

TimidAres
Dont you guys know? The lizard men have been on this planet for centuries!
They run the NWO, EVERY news network, HAARP weather control centers, the Catholic church, the posstal service, Chuck E Cheese, Hardees, blah blah Blabbergasm.

Doctor Arcane
That's because no one will believe someone who lives in Nome Alaska. The aliens know this. They watched the electoral debates, and they're like fuck, we're going to ALASKA!

mouser
Rich kids with nothing to do. Buzzing around unsuspected people making bleep bleep noises.

kiint
stars for teh Mousr

Rape Van Winkle
That's why I eat at Dairy Queen, timid.

And because their moo-latte is the same color as a mu-latto.

spikestoyiu
If I wanted to see ads for a bunch of shitty horror movies fueled by annoying Internet marketing campaigns, I'd actually visit Digg.
SteamPoweredKleenex
So doesn't this make Sarah Palin qualified to fly the space shuttle or something?
Longshot-
Wow, that shot of "Nome, Alaska" in the beginning there, isn't Nome Alaska.
Nome is next to the Bering Sea, It's not landlocked in between mountains like that.
dgraham
Tell me more!

Meerkat
It was clearly Niblog, an outlying and landlocked suburb of Nome.

-1 star for no alien chestburster popping out of that guy.

Cleaner82
Uh I think you mean "Nilbog", the city of the goblins. Which would make sense because aliens are sort of goblins.

hornung
Nibolg! The city of blood.

kiint
Globin!

as in hemo-

Rape Van Winkle
You're a hemo.

kiint
a hemoszechuan, perhaps

Busby Berkeley
The one thing I liked about 9/11 conspiracy culture was that it made UFO batshittery go away for a decade.
SteamPoweredKleenex
I thought the Heaven's Gate cult did that.

Cutting off your balls and drinking cyanide tends to reduce the fan base for any hobby.

Rape Van Winkle
You don't like almonds?

chumbucket
Milla so serious, must be true
hornung
she totally lost my suspicion of disbelief by admitting she was acting. normally she's really good at that.

Sick Man
"suspicion of disbelief"

Jesus.

gambol
wonder if she shows her bush in this movie
Tameriaen
Not unless this escalates to an encounter of the 5th kind.

BHWW
Not one person so far making a only-half-joking and belabored comment about wanting to "probe Milla Jovovoich"?

You let me down, POE-TV.
Cleaner82
Is it too late now?

Camonk
Most of us lost our desire to probe Milla after Ultraviolet.

kiint
Fifth Element did it for me

Time Travel Mishap
I would still probe her. with my penis.


If you catch my drift winkwinknudgenudge

Cleaner82
Not true, she hasn't done anything hot lately but she could.

It's, you know.

Possible.

mon666ster
Pfft. It's spelled "Gnome". The "G" is silent.
Riskbreaker
At the end, even alien rape victims have to pay for their own rape kits there.
Rape Van Winkle
Cha-ching.

StanleyPain
Oh, I see. It's one of those "not really based on a true story but we'll manufacture a fake backstory so we can say it's based on a true story like they did with Blair Witch."

OH MY GOD A GUY HAD A NIGHTMARE AND THEN HE WOKE UP SCREAMING THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
BillFisto
CURSE THAT SCARY OWL!

Cleaner82
I did five minutes of research, and basically the 'true story' is that lots of people disappeared in Nome. The FBI came down to investigate and found it had something to do with alchohol, or something.

The doctor in the movie played by our Milla is made up.

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
Two possibilities here:

1. Technologically advanced beings from another solar system with an entire galaxy's worth of entertainment options at their fingertips prefer to spend their off hours engaging in a seedy peeping tom routine in Nome, Alaska.

2. Owls will sometimes stare at things.
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