It's funny how aliens always seem to like harassing the people living in rural or really out of the way places most.
Rape Van Winkle
It would make more sense if they landed secretly in cities.
Rich kids with nothing to do. Buzzing around unsuspected people making bleep bleep noises.
Rape Van Winkle
That's why I eat at Dairy Queen, timid.
And because their moo-latte is the same color as a mu-latto.
If I wanted to see ads for a bunch of shitty horror movies fueled by annoying Internet marketing campaigns, I'd actually visit Digg.
So doesn't this make Sarah Palin qualified to fly the space shuttle or something?
Wow, that shot of "Nome, Alaska" in the beginning there, isn't Nome Alaska.
Nome is next to the Bering Sea, It's not landlocked in between mountains like that.
as in hemo-
a hemoszechuan, perhaps
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The one thing I liked about 9/11 conspiracy culture was that it made UFO batshittery go away for a decade.
I thought the Heaven's Gate cult did that.
Cutting off your balls and drinking cyanide tends to reduce the fan base for any hobby.
Milla so serious, must be true
she totally lost my suspicion of disbelief by admitting she was acting. normally she's really good at that.
"suspicion of disbelief"
wonder if she shows her bush in this movie
Not unless this escalates to an encounter of the 5th kind.
Not one person so far making a only-half-joking and belabored comment about wanting to "probe Milla Jovovoich"?
You let me down, POE-TV.
Fifth Element did it for me
Not true, she hasn't done anything hot lately but she could.
It's, you know.
Pfft. It's spelled "Gnome". The "G" is silent.
At the end, even alien rape victims have to pay for their own rape kits there.
Oh, I see. It's one of those "not really based on a true story but we'll manufacture a fake backstory so we can say it's based on a true story like they did with Blair Witch."
OH MY GOD A GUY HAD A NIGHTMARE AND THEN HE WOKE UP SCREAMING THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I did five minutes of research, and basically the 'true story' is that lots of people disappeared in Nome. The FBI came down to investigate and found it had something to do with alchohol, or something.
The doctor in the movie played by our Milla is made up.
Two possibilities here:
1. Technologically advanced beings from another solar system with an entire galaxy's worth of entertainment options at their fingertips prefer to spend their off hours engaging in a seedy peeping tom routine in Nome, Alaska.
2. Owls will sometimes stare at things.
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