are the house scenes simulated (straight) fucking?
Aren't they going to have hot puppet sex?
Enjoy each other's company, you (straight) lovebirds.
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He's like our very own Henry Darger, only he's nearly illiterate, and he can't draw.
Is this Kacey...girlfriend? Stalker victim?
The girlfriend of the Chris-Chan impersonator from a few months ago.
This is clearly not made by Chris. Overlong and insane introduction? Missing. Filmed on a webcam? Missing. CWC's unique brand of hyperbole? Missing. If this was made by Chris, I'd say it's a step in the right direction. A very boring, pointless, right direction.
I especially love the way he gets caught on his own level occasionally, unable to move forward, even having to go into edit mode. Heh.
Can someone fill me in on what's happening with this guy? I can only tolerate him in small doses. Whose Kacey? (I'm assuming she's fake) And what's this picture he's been going on about in the front page all week?
There are 2 unrelated things going on right now. The first is that Chris Chan has fallen in love with the girlfriend of the guy who was impersonating him this summer. After all, she loved someone pretending to be him, so she must love him. From what I can tell, Kacey is actually a woman, and knows the impersonator.
The second thing is dealing with Clyde Cash, the troll who managed to steal the CWC website 2 times, blackmailing Chris into doing stuff like say he was gay, etc. before giving it back. A couple months ago, Chris said something about how Clyde Cash was probably a virgin too, and to prove he wasn't Clyde Cash sent Chris a picture of a guy in his boxers pretending to have sex with a guy in a Spiderman costume. Chris is slowly revealing this picture to show that Clyde Cash is actually gay or something.
@RocketBlender Chris-chan also incorporated this image into a drawing of the Twin Towers, and used his mouse cursor to simulate a plane flying into them.
I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
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