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Desc:Automatic Holy Water Dispensers
Category:News & Politics, Religious
Tags:Italy, water, church, catholic, Automatic Holy Water Dispensers
Submitted:Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Date:11/13/09
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Comment count is 21
chairsforcheap
(at top of lungs) YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDED
Ashenblade
Next, automatic communion dispensers.
That I'd like to see.
Hooker
Video karaoke... whatever it is where everyone sings along to the hymns.

I've only been to church once in my life.

Hooker
Got a free cracker, tho.

Ashenblade
Hymn Hero!

SteamPoweredKleenex
Okay, let's put aside the usual observations about religion having no proof and what have you, and just address the believers:

If god was real, and all powerful, and if blessing water actually DID something, don't you think it would be swine-flu free?
Meerkat
Further: given that illnesses are caused by demons anyway, if the demons are able to live in holy water then perhaps you are being fooled. The holy water you are splashing is actually the collected tears of buggered altar boys, the mothers of young women who died of complications from back-alley abortions, and women trapped in a loveless marriage giving birth to child after ungrateful child because it's the only way they can feel like they have worth.

IrishWhiskey
No, all the world is Holy, but God never made claim to it being safe. The fact that most of it will kill you doesn't change that. And the notion that stupid people are trying to figure out whether changing ancient hygiene patterns to better survive is in keeping with tradition isn't news either.

garcet71283
This kind of stuff is exactly why us protestants broke away from these crazies.

pastorofmuppets
I bet those little old ladies know what evolution is, though.

pastorofmuppets
Also nobody who baptizes with water, including Catholics, gets to make fun of the idea of holy water. Only us smug lapsed Catholics can.

Albuquerque Halsey
OLD:

http://www.smith.edu/hsc/museum/ancient_inventions/hsc18b.htm
HankFinch
I want a priest to sneak up behind these people and go "AH-AH-CHOO!" and spray them with a water bottle.

"JUST KIDDIIIIING! It's Holy Water!"
Cena_mark
I POST ON POETV AND I HATE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE!!!

pastorofmuppets
It's not that easy. There's a waiting period. You start off with Glenn Beck and then as you move to the more contentious stuff you get badges: fetus being used as a football, flag with poop on it, the usual. When you are clear of all thetans/sympathy for humanity there is a test, and it involves correctly predicting the behavior of cats in various situations.

Chancho
One step closer to the electric monk.
MrBuddy
When I was a kid I remember hearing about Tibetan Buddhists. They write a prayer on flags and every time the flag flapped in the wind the prayer was considered said. They also wrote a prayer on cylinders and every time the cylinder turns the prayer was considered said. I always wondered why they didn't get lots and lots of computers and write a short computer program to print the prayer on the screen hundreds of times a minute.

pastorofmuppets
I don't mean to comment on all these but, did you ever read this:
http://lucis.net/stuff/clarke/9billion_clarke.html
Pretty cute, anyway.

Camonk
They should just replace it with Purel.
pastorofmuppets
Purel only kills 99.9% of organisms. The other %0.1 have unholy power and need to be exorcised.

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