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Desc:Sound clips from one of the worst survival horror games ever.
Category:Video Games, Humor
Tags:Duke Nukem, survival horror, Martian Gothic
Submitted:FABIO
Date:11/17/09
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Comment count is 10
RoyCastle
something else might go with this that something.
cognitivedissonance
Halfway through I had to pause and check Wiki to make sure this wasn't the second best troll-job of all time.
Nikon
Great voice acting!
jangbones
I CAN SEE A WALL RUSS

UH

ON DA LOCKED DOOR

"I have a big gun this door is locked."

I love her.
revdrew
Maybe if I pull this lever my hat will fall off.

I'm having a hard time picturing how this line could work in any context.
Riskbreaker
That cover is into something.
Caminante Nocturno
I don't understand.
tamago
Did I hear a microphone dropping @ :56?


I refuse to believe this is real. This is worse than Chaos Wars.
FABIO
It's real, but not really part of the game. You can go to the computer save points and they have "Martian Madness", a joke Duke Nukem parody in the Martian Gothic universe. The computer tells you the graphics files are corrupted and only audio is available.

The actual Martian Gothic game is really really terrible. Worse controls, combat, and graphics than the original resident evil. Extremely limited ammo & health plus all the zombies came back to life every time you revisted a room, and you would have to backtrack constantly thanks to limited inventory plus the fact that you had to constantly send items back and forth to the other characters via vacuum tube in order to solve ridiculous adventure game puzzles. When confronted with a monster tentacle hanging out the ceiling, you cannot shoot it with your big gun (it's locked!). You must gather 3 items, send them to one character, have them cook it in a lab to produce acid, send it to another character who then combines them with 2 more items to make an acid spray gun. There is never any hint that the monster would be more vulnerable to acid than a gun, nor that said acid couldn't just be poured but must be delivered via spraying.


Xiphias
Hey fabio, a typo in your description - you mispelled "best" as "worst"
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