It took me a good fifteen seconds before I realized oddeye wasn't making a Mayor Haggar joke. Because beating your enemies with a pipe then piledriving them is much more butch than a tomahawk.
Why are weapon enthusiasts, whether for guns or blades, always fat? Does being fat make you love weapons, or does enthusiasm for weapons kill your thyroid or something?
When you're fat your fighting ability is diminished. Weapons are a fat man's only line of defense next to the attacker slipping on some tasty gravy carelessly spilled by said fat man.