Remake this with Nicolas Cage.
Nicolas Cage should play Will Smith in every future Will Smith movie.
NICHOLAS CAGE IS THE PRINCESS
NICHOLAS CAGE IS THE FROG
AND YOU'LL ALL BE GUILTY!
Saw this on USA a while back. Good movie, never caught the title. Now I know.
Always cracks me up how both of these guys went on to have Oscar caliber careers.
I think that Denzel was already hot shit from his Oscar-grabbing, single tear-crying role in Glory.
And his nominations for Cry Freedom and Malcolm X, plus he was already pretty famous from all those years on St. Elsewhere.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Starring David Caruso as Russell Crowe.
Oh man, I love this terrible terrible movie. My friend Andrew and I used to quote it all the time in High School. Also: I'm pretty sure there is a topless woman in the crowd at the Cage Fight near the end of the movie. I'm pretty sure my teenage Super Hormones caught that when I was... well, a teenager. I've kind of wanted to go back and watch it again, but since the only reason I'd be watching it is to go to the end of the movie and try to find the boobs, I haven't. Besides, I don't have a Netflix account and I'm not paying for this movie.
Was the record-scratch trailer changeup a cliche yet back in 1995? I don't remember. This movie may have broken entirely new ground!
|punch drunk babies |
Funky bee gees intro? Check
Record scratch? Check
Inexplicably using a song about having sex with young boys as your theme? Wait what
In the future, the government will award funding to scientific experiments based primarily on how much potential there is for them to go horribly wrong.
The Sid 6.7 project was originally denied funding in favor of a plan to tape chainsaws to bears. As one committee member put it, "There is obvious promise in the idea of combining the personalities of hundreds of serial killers for no discernible reason, but this committee cannot in good conscience approve funding for this project when there appears to be no way for him to escape the virtual world and become tangible."
The following year, scientists had perfected the Virtual Serial Killer Tangibility Machine, and funding was approved via unanimous vote.
So this is a remake of Weird Science? I think they got it wrong.
Off-topic but does this remind anybody else of that time Sonic the Hedgehog escaped the virtual world and raped a bunch of people?
|Jeff Fries |
I thought of this movie when I saw the trailers for Surrogates and Gamer
|Killer Joe |
They had the UFC in this movie. It was pretty great.
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