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Desc:This is a thing. This is a real thing. It has a 75lb capacity.
Category:Advertisements, Horror
Tags:dignity, Only in America, freedom tray, this is a thing
Submitted:Ashenblade
Date:11/27/09
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Comment count is 39
kingarthur
This came on tv at the exact same time I noticed the link to this clip. Oooooooeeeeeeeooooooooo. Mind TAKER.
Ashenblade
I had this in the hopper about sixty seconds after I saw it on TV

teethsalad
THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM IS
HarrietTubmanPI
I'm convinced you could sell cancer to americans if it had the word freedom in front of it.

Time Travel Mishap
Cancer? I'm not sure what you are tal......OH! you mean freedom lumps!

gotterdamm
Terrorists hate our freedom... tray.
baleen
LIEBURAL TRAYTORS
theSnake
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
HOW MANY HOT DOGS I CAN CARRY AT ONCE
Chalkdust
don't lie, who else tried to sing that?


memedumpster
Like James Hetfield. The syllable count makes sense with a "uuuyaaaa" on the end.

Five for this and fifty more for the 21st century TV dinner tray.

Riskbreaker
The perfect device to carry all the food-ammo you need for your future heart attack.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
so bitch can drive a mini-van but can't pass soda pop without causing a fucking disaster.

i would feel safer about that woman being allowed to drive if i had one of those freedom trays

dementomstie
It's not the driver's fault for having no sense of balance, when she was 7 she was in a terrible accident that made it so that she can't hold cardboard flat. This is clearly the fault of the drive through worker who didn't put lids on the cups. Seriously: Who doesn't put a lid on a cup of soda at the drive through window? Bunch of savages in this town!

manfred
By Jingo, why does the hostess have a commie foreign accent?
catpenis27
I noticed the same thing, that woman sounds like she's desperately fighting a German accent.

Aelric
So, a tray then? You are selling a tray. It's just a tray.
Caminante Nocturno
Imagine working at a drive-thru and having someone drive up with a Freedom Tray.
Camonk
No furry-armed, beetle-browed register monkey is going to enjoy filling up your fucking fake-ass tray for you. You are going to get so many unasked for condiments on your burgers and extra liquids in your drink

StanleyPain
If you order one now, you get foam holders for drinks...FREEDOM HUGGERS.

(no, I am not making that up)
MrBuddy
yes you are

Ashenblade
No he isn't.
http://freedomtray.com/

RomancingTrain
If freedom hugger is a euphemism for mad anaconda then I can get behind this.

RockBolt
If you can't carry standard cardboard drink carriers without flipping them upside down, I don't think a slightly bigger plastic version is going to halp
socialist_hentai
what's a "tail-gate" party?
baleen

It's an American type of "party" wherein a bunch of boring rednecks get in their cars and tailgate one another. They usually drive around really close to one another (tailgating), then stop somewhere, like a parking lot or a field, whereupon they get drunk and eat hot dogs. That's all it is.

memedumpster
That's all that it is until you get drunk, then a phenomenon known as "doing doughnuts" occurs wherein the trucks are driven really fast in circles in an attempt to intentionally lose traction for the purpose of throwing the passengers from the back and into the field or parking lot. Being thrown from the back of a spinning truck is a type of baptism and rebirth ritual.

RomancingTrain
Do "people" really have tailgate parties in parking lots that aren't in front of stadiums?

kennydra
Its the fucking graphic that kills me.

WHOOOSH.

FREEDOM TRAY.

FUCK YEAH.
The Townleybomb
This actually looks like a pretty nice and well-designed tray. If I was so hopelessly clumsy that I couldn't be trusted to carry a couple of hotdogs around, I might well consider making it my go-to tray.
kwash
I can't believe you actually need a "go-to" tray.

Syd Midnight
It's a trough for Americans
Enjoy
My email to info@freedomtray.com:

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Dear Freedomtray,

I would like to order but can you confirm that no part of the tray is made with Saudi oil? I noticed the Freedomtray was made from plastic and I wanted to be sure the country behind the attacks on 9-11 were not benefiting from this sale.

Regards,

----

I'll let you know if they reply.
Robin Kestrel
Nice.

Also, I eagerly await the first drive-thru rage shooting when an employee refuses to take the tray in through the window to place the items on it.

pastorofmuppets
Am I the only person who cringes whenever someone says "the big game" in an ad?
Rev. Blackson Pollock
I've always hated that phrase.

notascientist
Fox News, 2077.
bluiker
I want someone to make a looping song of the "fries on the floor, soda on the seat" part.
pastorofmuppets
The inventor's name is Johnny Cannon.
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