kingarthur 
This came on tv at the exact same time I noticed the link to this clip. Oooooooeeeeeeeooooooooo. Mind TAKER.
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Ashenblade I had this in the hopper about sixty seconds after I saw it on TV
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teethsalad
THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM IS
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gotterdamm
Terrorists hate our freedom... tray.
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baleen
LIEBURAL TRAYTORS
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theSnake
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
HOW MANY HOT DOGS I CAN CARRY AT ONCE
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Riskbreaker
The perfect device to carry all the food-ammo you need for your future heart attack.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
so bitch can drive a mini-van but can't pass soda pop without causing a fucking disaster.
i would feel safer about that woman being allowed to drive if i had one of those freedom trays
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manfred
By Jingo, why does the hostess have a commie foreign accent?
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catpenis27 I noticed the same thing, that woman sounds like she's desperately fighting a German accent.
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Aelric
So, a tray then? You are selling a tray. It's just a tray.
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Caminante Nocturno
Imagine working at a drive-thru and having someone drive up with a Freedom Tray.
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StanleyPain
If you order one now, you get foam holders for drinks...FREEDOM HUGGERS.
(no, I am not making that up)
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RomancingTrain If freedom hugger is a euphemism for mad anaconda then I can get behind this.
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RockBolt
If you can't carry standard cardboard drink carriers without flipping them upside down, I don't think a slightly bigger plastic version is going to halp
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socialist_hentai
what's a "tail-gate" party?
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baleen
It's an American type of "party" wherein a bunch of boring rednecks get in their cars and tailgate one another. They usually drive around really close to one another (tailgating), then stop somewhere, like a parking lot or a field, whereupon they get drunk and eat hot dogs. That's all it is.
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memedumpster That's all that it is until you get drunk, then a phenomenon known as "doing doughnuts" occurs wherein the trucks are driven really fast in circles in an attempt to intentionally lose traction for the purpose of throwing the passengers from the back and into the field or parking lot. Being thrown from the back of a spinning truck is a type of baptism and rebirth ritual.
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kennydra
Its the fucking graphic that kills me.
WHOOOSH.
FREEDOM TRAY.
FUCK YEAH.
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The Townleybomb
This actually looks like a pretty nice and well-designed tray. If I was so hopelessly clumsy that I couldn't be trusted to carry a couple of hotdogs around, I might well consider making it my go-to tray.
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kwash I can't believe you actually need a "go-to" tray.
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Syd Midnight
It's a trough for Americans
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Enjoy
My email to info@freedomtray.com:
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Dear Freedomtray,
I would like to order but can you confirm that no part of the tray is made with Saudi oil? I noticed the Freedomtray was made from plastic and I wanted to be sure the country behind the attacks on 9-11 were not benefiting from this sale.
Regards,
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I'll let you know if they reply.
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pastorofmuppets
Am I the only person who cringes whenever someone says "the big game" in an ad?
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notascientist
Fox News, 2077.
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bluiker
I want someone to make a looping song of the "fries on the floor, soda on the seat" part.
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pastorofmuppets
The inventor's name is Johnny Cannon.
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