That's an inaccurate Bing Crosby render, since Bing isn't slapping the queer out of Clay.
Bowie may be bisexual, but one cannot look into his compass-pierced eye and fail to see his own future. At this point, Crosby was a decayed husk of his old alcoholic, child-abusing self, and he could see only the empty grave awaiting him. This cowed him sufficiently into singing a song about Jesus, who he hoped would receive him with open arms.
Presented with the same scenario in his prime, Bing would've punched Bowie in the mouth AND crack wise with Bob Hope about the whole ordeal.
You can't punch Davide Bowie. If you try, your fist will turn into stardust.
Clay Aiken sounds like Kenneth from 30 Rock.
This is truly evil
|Timothy A. Bear |
Satan then transports Bing to his next punishment.
I guess Bing didn't have time for petit-fours after so the spaceship beamed him back right after the tune.
fuck all that shit you guys ITS JANET FROM THREES COMPANY!!!
I knew it was a bad idea to bury Bing on the island.
|The Mothership |
I think I just died a little inside.
|Binro the Heretic |
If you really respected Mr. Crosby, you would not have done this terrible thing, Mr. Aiken.
Is that 3DCG, or is it just recolored footage from an old performance? It looks like the latter to me.
Couldn't stand to watch all of this - does the Clayster wind up sucking his dick?
HELLO MR. FREEMAN
I pity anyone who has to sing Christmas songs, even for money.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Christmas is a horrible, horrible day.
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