This video keeps giving me Google Adsense banners telling me I need a degree in Game Art and Game Design.
I think by "The Man" they mean someone with some taste and dignity
*monocle pops out*
Is this the sequel to "Bad Day L.A.?"
Ha ha, the black one likes crack. That's....a thing.
Plus, she stole Lisa Simpson's hair.
really? with its sloppiness it reminded me more of Cloud Strife.
From the FAQ:
Why are all the chicks turning me down?
Each chick has a level from 1 to 10. In order to get with a chick you must have Balls equal to or greater than her level. You increase your Ball Size by making girls orgasm while having sex with them. You can increase your Max Ball Size by completing the missions found at the Blue Stars on your Mini Map. If your Balls are too small to have sex with any girls you can increase your Balls by boning hookers you pay to have sex with, drinking whiskey or beer to temporarily increase your Ball Size, or acquiring better outfits that offer higher Ball Size Bonuses. In order to bone a chick in her ass your Ball Size must be 3 times her level.
|Lauritz Melchior |
|Yellow Lantern |
I can't help but notice the lack of any gameplay footage in this trailer.
I'm going to hell for this rating, I just know it.
|Hugo Gorilla |
It's every man's fantasy to have sex with a virtual Bratz doll.
|Nyms Lives! |
Whew, I was worried there were some racial stereotypes the game had missed, but this clip has reassured me.
|Macho Nacho |
This game is designed to integrate nerds into the rest of human society. It will fail.
God, I know the idiots who made this game. This is actually how they behave in real life.
They are a cast of racist caricatures and fuck sluts?
Story Time with Ebola! *puts on listening fez*
Also, why are you even remotely connect to these fuckwits?
Like it's that hard to get Ron Jeremy to be in ANYTHING these days.
I don't know about you fuckers, but I'm just playing it so I can fuck the fat chicks!
The look of sheer horror and contempt on that guy's face at 1:09 is what I would expect from anyone who actually played this game.
|a flaming monkey |
...when is Yahtzee going to review this?
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