|The Townleybomb - 2010-01-14 |
DAMN GLENN BECK ATTACKING OUR SARAH WITH HIS LIBERAL AGENDA.
He's just trying to push her into specifics by saying "bullcrap". I use this point to maintain my position that Glenn Beck is actually an ultra-liberal genius maneuvering his way into a position that can eventually bring down the entire right wing.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Charles, that is my theory as well. I want to believe.
|James Woods - 2010-01-14 |
|IrishWhiskey - 2010-01-14 |
Its not the answer that's so disturbing. The bar is low enough that I'm impressed she could correctly identify George Washington, even if her description is wildly historically inaccurate.
Its that, over a year later, after relentless coaching and preparation, countless interviews, and her own book and TV show, she STILL sounds like a fourth-grader giving a history report she didn't prepare for. Rambling run-on sentences that attempt to include key words without any regard for structure or meaning. She's the Mad-Libs candidate.
Ludo Smell Bad
+5 for your comment James.
it's the fact that people are proud of their own ignorance (and hers) that gives her her popularity. David Cross called the the Salt-of-the-Earth, proud-to-be-a-redneck people.
But I'm glad she's got this job now, because the level of crazy she will have to project in order to get ratings on a network like Fox will (hopefully) make her unelectable.
I think that pretty much limits it to John Jay.
|GravidWithHate - 2010-01-14 |
There is so much dumb in that woman that when she opens her mouth it comes out as a kind of high pressure jet.
|James Woods - 2010-01-14 |
Trying SO HARD to remember what Steve Schmidt (who she does not remember) had taught her on the campaign trail in a desperate attempt to preemptively save her from yet another humiliation.
|Frank Rizzo - 2010-01-14 |
"bla bla bla George Washington bla..."
woah! Nice name drop there booster!!
|Lauritz Melchior - 2010-01-14 |
She is an empty, hollow, soulless thing.
|abeli$con - 2010-01-14 |
Michael Palin 3:16
|Stopheles - 2010-01-14 |
So she picked the guy whose response to a public demonstration against excessive taxation was to grab a sword, jump on a horse, and lead the military to suppress the public by force? The teabaggers won't know the difference, will they? It seems like they all possess (proudly) a 3rd grader's sense of history.
What a fucking idiot she is. I'm almost physically high on the schadenfreude I'm feeling.
|citrusmirakel - 2010-01-14 |
When I read the video title, I guessed "Jesus".
The actual answer is somehow a little worse.
I thought she was going to say Lincoln or Reagan.
|Hooker - 2010-01-14 |
|Ponasty - 2010-01-14 |
What a wasted opportunity! One grenade could have brought the collective average IQ up drastically.
|jaunch - 2010-01-14 |
You know I am not sure that Beck intended to call her out for being retarded. I think he assumed she actually knew the name of 2 or more founding fathers. Oops!
When even Glenn Beck calls "bull crap" on your answer, and you're not a liberal, you know you're in trouble.
|Camonk - 2010-01-14 |
Goddammit, Glenn Beck! Leave Sarah ALONE!
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-01-14 |
well this is awkward. Deliciously awkward.
|Zarathustra00 - 2010-01-14 |
People who liked this also liked "Sarah Palin on what newspapers she reads most." Another instance where she was asked to name 1 object out of a large set, in that case it was 1 newspaper that she regularly read to stay informed on world issues, and her response was "All of them." At least this time she was able to name one founding father after 20-30 seconds of Beck setting the ball back up on the tee for her. At this rate she might be able to learn the names of countries the US shares a border so she can dazzle us with her foreign policy experience in 2012.
|EvilHomer - 2010-01-14 |
McCain/Palin vs Obama/Biden 08 was good, but I would have been much more entertained with Obama/McCain vs Palin/Biden.
|phalsebob - 2010-01-14 |
Who's your favourite Founding Father?
Well, gee gally, thanks for asking. All of 'em of course *wink*, but one really rises to the top.
Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton.
Six foot twenty.
Fucking killin' for fun.
he had a pocket full of horses
fucked the shit out bears
through a knife into heaven
and could kill with a stare
he made love like an eagle
falling out of the sky
he killed his sensei in a duel
and he never said why
|BorrowedSolution - 2010-01-14 |
Haw haw, the dumb lady is dumb. But I guess she probably does idolize a man she thinks gave the power back to the (white) people. Those natives that he learned democracy from? Not people. Nosirree, not people at all.
|Xenocide - 2010-01-14 |
Note that he doesn't call "bullcrap" until she begins using the word "collective." It's a reflex action with him, I'm guessing.
|Xenocide - 2010-01-14 |
I think I know how we can destroy her. Someone just go up to her with a video camera wearing a Glenn Beck mask and have this exchange:
"Who's your favorite God?"
"All of 'em!"
And then the right will abandon Palin for believing in multiple gods.
|Cleaner82 - 2010-01-14 |
Glenn Beck calling her answer 'bullcrap' is the best thing and needs more exposure.
|StanleyPain - 2010-01-14 |
I challenge Palin to name just TWO people who signed the Declaration of Independence and I'll even throw you a bone: George Washington was not one of them.
See, you people spend all of your time looking at the signatures. But I look at what it says, don'tcha know.
|Charles - 2010-01-14 |
This is why most Alaskans never cared to even try to remember her name before 2008. As soon as she slithered into the public eye, we disowned her completely. DO YOU HEAR ME? ALASKA HAS DISOWNED PALIN.
|RockBolt - 2010-01-14 |
God Glenn Beck is even fatter than before
Mostly water weight. He hasn't had a good cry in a while.
He's another reason I don't like going out to the movies anymore. The theaters in my area (Mo/Ks) run promos for some bullshit "comedy tour" or whatever that he and O'Rilley are doing that you can go and see with your fellow teabaggers in your local cinema.
I've yet to see any stats on ticket sales for this and Beck's solo "concert" he did a while back, but I'm guessing they're pretty pathetic.
One patron said from the seat behind me after the promo ended, "I didn't know they were giving away propaganda for free with every movie ticket."
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-01-14 |
He seems to have forgotten who he was talking to.
|pastorofmuppets - 2010-01-14 |
She says it in a way that makes me think she's not sure if Washington's a founding father or not.
|Knuckles - 2010-01-15 |
John4660 (14 minutes ago)
Beck showed nothing but disrespect towards Sarah Palin.
When discussing our history i do not find Beck funny when sharing. He belittles Sarah only to pull himself up. It's a sign of low self esteem on Becks part.
The more i listen to Beck the more i think he is a crackhead.
We are witnessing right here the human mind battering tiny cracks in the shell of crazy. Fortunately the light of reason is terrifying and he will quickly run back into his cave.
I never thought there'd be a wrong reason to dislike Beck. But this person found one.
|ArchCynic1107 - 2010-01-15 |
Two religious-rights, one cup.
|nemeses9 - 2010-01-17 |
Jesus Christ how can anyone this stupid be an elected official?
Oh my bad. You said 'elected.'
|notascientist - 2010-01-20 |
Jesus Christ didn't she even go to high school?
Probably, but I have a feeling her only role there was "football team jizz receptacle."
|Jet Bin Fever - 2010-04-09 |
Ah, I see she has the same level of civics education as a second grader.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|