Can we just do the whole year over again, please? This time with like, calling EMTs to the Jackson residence and Jon and Kate dying in a car bomb and the teabaggers all shutting their fucking fuckholes?
I believe that all children are NOT ACCEPTABLE.
All my stars are for Mehgan McCain's boobs.
I danced a little.
Where are all the dead celebrities?
Fuck you, 2009. Just... just fuck you all over. You were horrible. And so was everybody who was famous during you. Goddammit. Just... just fuck off.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Ugh: the remix
Wow. I'm glad I didn't own a tv in 2009!
Be sure to twitter about it and join the "I don't own a TV" group on facebook.
Well, I do own a TV, but I don't watch VH1 so I guess I'm in the same boat.
I think 2009 will be judged not so much by its assorted cultural detritus, but by our compulsion to autotune it all to hell, work it into an upbeat dance track, and post it on Youtube.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|