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I tell you what, if I suspect anybody is at risk for cancer as a result of my smoking I will murder them extra hard to be safe.
You can toss their butts off a bridge.
War: It's a substance.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance
How anyone can dispute Hideo Kojima being a master storyteller is beyond me.
Snake's voice has a physical presence. Simultaneously soothing and intensely erotic.
The potential for lung cancer turned out not to be that big a deal in the long run.
The game would have been much better if there'd been a cutscene featuring Solid Snake giving Otacon an atomic wedgie and calling him a "fuckin' nerd".
"Did you say nerd?"
Giving Otacon a wedgie peeled away the last layer over Snake's repressed homosexuality and they had steamy nerd sex the whole night.
It was only steamy because of the humidifier in the bedroom. When they came, they both got nosebleeds and had to use their inhalers.
I hope they cast Matthew Gray Gubler as nerdy sidekick guy for the movie.
If you go into a locker in the tanker and then call Otacon, they have a very (gay) conversation about how they first met.