From, appropriately, 1985's "Ninja Champion."
Shit, my bad. This is actually "Ninja the Protector." An easy mistake.
Although, it is easily the most grotesque in the sheer amount of awful Godfrey sex scenes, beating out Majestic Thunderbolt where a man violently rapes a woman while she's tied up from the ceiling and Mission Thunderbolt where four clowns rape a woman.
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These are going to be some interesting midterm elections around here.
Ninja - The Ninjaning 2.
This is beyond perfect.
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I want that music playing for everything I ever do.
I don't know who these 'ninjer' guys are, but they sure are snappy dressers.
...and he went on to become RYU HAYABUSA.
Yeah, well, it's gonna take more than a strangely-erect walk and a Wal-Mart deer-huntin' suit to prove it, bozo.
Oh. Well...So he is!
The only way to top this is to have Rodney Dangerfield dive into a pool and shout "We're all gonna get laid!" Then some Kenny Loggins.
I love baseball bat ninja. I also love mustache ninja. I'm so conflicted. Who would win in a fight? Mustache is clearly champion of ninjas, yet I have my doubts.
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Army Surplus Ninja is victorious!
Looks like he lost his second sword while he was walking away.
I posted this in a separate Godfrey How video, but Richard Harrison was the first choice to play The Man with No Name. He was busy, so he suggested they call this friend of his named Clint.
Hamlet should have ended this way
I AM THE CHAMPION OF THE DANES.
They must have cut the shopping montage that immediately follows this scene.
I'd be the champion of the ninjas too if I had that song playing after my every triumph, no matter how pedestrian.
You've got it backwards - once you're the Champion of the Ninjas, you get that song. It's like Hail to the Chief, but for Ninjas.
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