al k duh      a laugh riot from start to finish. five stars!
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snothouse The Spirit: entirely filmed in a medium-sized room.
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BHWW      Samuel L. Jackson doesn't so much chew the scenery in this film as he beomces a "black hole" of hamminess; no scenery can escape his gravitational pull.
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zatojones      i don't know what you guys are going on about. this movie looks goofy but enjoyable
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Cleaner82    There is one truly good bit in this movie and the clip screws it up. The Octopus injects a cat with something and kills it, and he says something to Colt like, "Was that cool or what?!"
So Colt looks up at him, serious as the grave, and responds, "... the cat. She is all the reason I need. I will kill you."
And Octopus just stares at him, completely stunned and a little hurt by this reaction. But they cut the reaction shot!
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snothouse Yeah, that sounds like it would totally redeem the eight minutes of stilted direction.
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wtf japan      Can someone please explain how black Nazis make sense, as well as Samuel L. Jackson's preoccupation with eggs?
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Squeamish   Not even Samuel L. Jackson doing this movie for shits n' giggles can make it good.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      I never thought a cat melting down to its eyeballs would be hilarious. I was wrong. What the FUCK is this movie supposed to be about?
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oogaBooga    if only there was a magical 2.5 star rating option
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cognitivedissonance      Come on, admit it, this movie would be GREAT if it wasn't about one of the most prestigious and universally admired comic book characters in American history.
Frank Miller's "Squiddly Diddly", however, would've been about appropriate for his level of enthusiasm.
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athodyd     Frank Miller should probably be in jail
for a lot of reasons, including this
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Architeuthis Tux Holy shit. It's like someone decided to make a sequel to Leonard Part 6!
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apiaryist   Wretched, overwrought, nonsensical, and boring. Watching this movie was pain, not fun.
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