Well that was just awful. Five stars.
The dialog may have been pretty terrible, but the state-of-the-art special effects certainly made up for it.
Did he just quote Predator???
Rule # 1 of Bad Movie: Never reference or mention a better, classic, or extremely popular movie in your terrible movie. It only reminds them of how horrible your movie is in comparison.
"Go get your sword."
Wait, you've got a GUN? Leave the fucking sword there!
Someone went to film school for this. Paid tuition and everything.
And now they're on sci-fi.
|Binro the Heretic |
To quote Leonard Pinth-Garnell: "Well, now, that wasn't so good, was it?"
They'll cut you wide open.
This reminds me of Skeleton Man, a movie that's awesome to watch dubbed into Russian and then subbed back into English.
Is that the one where some kind of military base or something is being haunted by a murderous skeleton man, who, whenever he manifests for a night of murder, somehow does so along with a very much alive, non-skeletal, horse?
A good horse who just happens to be best buddies with an ANCIENT EVIL GHOST.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm guessing that these guys are soldiers, because they're dressed like soldiers in every other low-budget science fiction film ever made. That is pretty unrealistic, seeing as how neither of them have any bones in their body and I'm pretty sure that's something the U.S. army will turn you down over.
Let's fight, like gentlemen.
yeah that'll happen
snub nose, swords and watermelons..we've got a movie here gentlement
needs a "WHOA" tag
The video is down but judging by the comments I know I really want to see it. RESUBMIT!
OH GOD NO, IT'S GOOONNE...
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