Camonk
I would kick my teenage self right in the nuts and say, "You are not special. Not even in a bad way." But, to be fair, I'd do that every teenager ever, even the girl ones.

HankFinch
I couldn't ever kick a girl in the nuts, I just couldn't.

garcet71283
I would break my Diablo 2 Cd in half and force myself to go outside.

craptacular
i'd tell myself to stop listening to shitty metal and get a job in my spare time so i could end up in university earlier