HankFinch 
A domestic dispute is always a tough situation for an officer, so I give them a bike. Crooks tend to get Huffy when they see that cops are the real schWINNERS.
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phalsebob
Like an icepick in my ear after about 60 seconds.
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athodyd
You may make fun, but John Bunnell only accepted this job after completely ridding his home town of all crime.
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Severian
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
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twinkieafternoon
Dammit, John, stop opening the doors of our undercover vehicles dramatically and then giving away our location and all of our trade secrets with your terrible puns!
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CapnJesusHood
When you've been an officer for as long as Sheriff John Bunnell has, you know there's only one thing you can really count on: The great everyday low prices on polo shirts and khaki slacks at your neighborhood Mervyns.
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Camonk
He mounts and dismounts vehicles the way David Carusso puts on and takes off sunglasses. This guy's AMAZING.
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pastorofmuppets The guy practically invented the dramatic car door cue. He's a legend, I tell you!
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Raggamuffin
Looks like he'll be doing his TV show hosting...
...In jail!
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pastorofmuppets
I love these shows. The one-liners, the over-choreographed intros, the footage of chases and drunk people getting harassed, but most of all, this man's cadence.
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BHWW
"And this speeder will discover the only place he's speeding to...is prison! Behind bars!"
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TeenerTot
Tires growling to flashing lights--the new "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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chumbucket
Police officers are highly trained in specialized skills, like moving from one vehicle to another but taken to a whole new level, like me.
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Cleaner82
It's always interesting AND never boring? Get right the fuck out of town!
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