A domestic dispute is always a tough situation for an officer, so I give them a bike. Crooks tend to get Huffy when they see that cops are the real schWINNERS.
Like an icepick in my ear after about 60 seconds.
You may make fun, but John Bunnell only accepted this job after completely ridding his home town of all crime.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
Dammit, John, stop opening the doors of our undercover vehicles dramatically and then giving away our location and all of our trade secrets with your terrible puns!
When you've been an officer for as long as Sheriff John Bunnell has, you know there's only one thing you can really count on: The great everyday low prices on polo shirts and khaki slacks at your neighborhood Mervyns.
He mounts and dismounts vehicles the way David Carusso puts on and takes off sunglasses. This guy's AMAZING.
The guy practically invented the dramatic car door cue. He's a legend, I tell you!
Looks like he'll be doing his TV show hosting...
I love these shows. The one-liners, the over-choreographed intros, the footage of chases and drunk people getting harassed, but most of all, this man's cadence.
"And this speeder will discover the only place he's speeding to...is prison! Behind bars!"
Tires growling to flashing lights--the new "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Police officers are highly trained in specialized skills, like moving from one vehicle to another but taken to a whole new level, like me.
It's always interesting AND never boring? Get right the fuck out of town!
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