Steebis Holy Cow! I totally owned this, or it was at least handed down to me by way of my older brother. The rubber utters were missing rendering her unmilkable. Eventually a BB gun came into my possession and Milky went the way of so many other shattering plastic toys.
MrBuddy I wonder how much it would sell for on eBay if it hadn't been blasted to bits. Pretty cool that you had one though.
Caminante Nocturno So if you gave her actual milk, what would happen? Food poisoning?
AmericanAir No, then water would come out of the utters.
dead_cat What would happen if you used other bodily fluids? Therapy?
tmavomodry did they mention that the milk wasn't real?
Binro the Heretic I had Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow...and her friend Gobbles the Crazy Eating Goat.
wtf japan I had Ornery the Sullen, Pussle-gutted Mule. He didn't do shit! Just like it said on the box!
Camonk Back when children wanted to play by simulating manual labor, apparently. Fucking idiots.
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