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Desc:Apparently, this was a real thing
Category:Classic TV Clips
Tags:Milk, toy, 70s, Cow, Milky
Submitted:Billy the Poet
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Wait, so if cows only turn water into pretend milk, where does what I drink come from?
The Mothership
You got a purdy mouth, Milky.

Holy Cow! I totally owned this, or it was at least handed down to me by way of my older brother. The rubber utters were missing rendering her unmilkable. Eventually a BB gun came into my possession and Milky went the way of so many other shattering plastic toys.
I wonder how much it would sell for on eBay if it hadn't been blasted to bits. Pretty cool that you had one though.

Caminante Nocturno
So if you gave her actual milk, what would happen? Food poisoning?
No, then water would come out of the utters.

What would happen if you used other bodily fluids? Therapy?

did they mention that the milk wasn't real?
Binro the Heretic
I had Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow...and her friend Gobbles the Crazy Eating Goat.
wtf japan
I had Ornery the Sullen, Pussle-gutted Mule. He didn't do shit! Just like it said on the box!

Back when children wanted to play by simulating manual labor, apparently. Fucking idiots.
Robin Kestrel
One of the best toy jingles ever.
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