|augias - 2010-04-13 |
THE NIGGER KNOWS WHERE YOU KEEP IT!
|Scynne - 2010-04-13 |
BREATHING: FUCKING TAXED!!!
Also: "The government wants your money." Well no shit. How do you think roads and your military exist? Tax money doesn't grow on trees.
These people would be fine with 90% income tax if it all went to wars.
Rainbows: FUCKIN TAXED!
Fuckin' Giraffes: TAXED!
|kingarthur - 2010-04-13 |
So this is the moment when the GOP finally went hand-bananas crazy and got in bed with the Tea Party.
* okay, moved in with the Tea Party. You have to admit they've been fooling around and dating pretty steady for a while now.
|memedumpster - 2010-04-13 |
"Is there a way to ensure that in a hundred years everyone knows the GOP of today were a bunch of racist social Darwinists who sought the destruction of civilization for their death god?"
Would the above work as a commercialized talking point?
|socialist_hentai - 2010-04-13 |
Ben Franklin making sad eyes.
|Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-04-13 |
Why are you making my 0 bills so sad? Look at Ben, he's going to cry!
|The Mothership - 2010-04-13 |
The breathing tax is pretty clever, but the sneezing tax is inspired.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-04-13 |
America's stupid greedy people are under attack. Who will speak for them?
|Adham Nu'man - 2010-04-13 |
Taxes are like fucking magic, you can't touch them, they are like, in the air and shit, but paying them makes me fucking mad.
Fuck. I already gave my stars to phalsebob, but you deserve 'em too. It doesn't get any better than mixing Teabaggers & ICP.
|tmavomodry - 2010-04-13 |
Personal freedoms will decline, but in ways that affect rich people unlike all the declines in personal freedom from 2000 to 2008 which mainly affected poor people and therefore don't count.
|split tail - 2010-04-13 |
Washington state lawmakers very recently voted. 25 to 21, to add a higher sales tax on gum, candy, bottled water, carbonated beverages, and beer(again).
Obama's doing, clearly.
Also, mass market beer only; microbrews are exempted.
Yes; thank god for microbrews!
|kwash - 2010-04-13 |
OBAMA INVENTED TAXES
|Dread Pirate Roberts - 2010-04-13 |
I love pointing out how the Tax Brackets have changed over the years.
1936 - Income tax, top rate: 79 percent.
People love to cry about how the government is taking their money. I just have to echo what Scynne said earlier...
Tax Money doesn't grow on trees. Grow up and pay them you greedy-asses.
|StanleyPain - 2010-04-13 |
OBAMA WILL TAX EVERYTHING! HE WILL TAX TAXES!! HE WILL TAX YOUR CHILDREN WHEN YOUR CHILDREN ASK A QUESTION...A QUESTION TAX WHICH WILL MAKE THEM LEARN BADLY.
|MrBuddy - 2010-04-13 |
I never realized that President Obama liked to hang out at abandoned warehouses and mental hospitals.
|IrishWhiskey - 2010-04-13 |
98% of families will be receiving a tax cut under Obama, which includes almost the entire Tea Party, but none of the people they listen to (Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, etc).
Its as if Ronald McDonald was leading PETA members in an angry campaign against Buddhists.
|Senator_Unger - 2010-04-13 |
So, if I vote GOP and the Republicans regain control of Congress, I can expect to not have to pay taxes, correct?
|twinkieafternoon - 2010-04-13 |
IRS agents will multiply, the tax burden will close businesses, hiring will slow. This will usher in the Gathering, when a stroke of the sword will release the power of the Quickening.
|Ludo Smell Bad - 2010-04-13 |
no one even mentioned Poe's Law? seriously?
needs Poe's Law tag.
|glendower - 2010-04-14 |
I'd also like to see their videos about the tax impact of the trillion Iraq war. Oh wait...never mind.
|mon666ster - 2010-04-14 |
Technically, sneezing is not taxed. It's not sneezing that's gonna cost you tax money.
Breathing, however, will be taxed.
|nemeses9 - 2010-04-14 |
Did he actually say that?
|gorch - 2010-04-15 |
"IRS agents will begin to multiply... Government will grow."
So, wait, doesn't that translate to job creation? Or is the assumption that Obama is going to import all of those new IRS agents and government employees from his native Kenya?
|Xero - 2010-04-15 |
As an added bonus, mute this and play it to the Terminator theme.
|Johnny Madhouse - 2010-04-16 |
IRS agents will multiply? That makes it sound like they crawl out of spawning pits or reproduce asexually.
|Richmond - 2010-04-19 |
There's an advertisement for the tax department of my law firm at the top of this page.
WORLDS ARE COLLIDING
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
|Vicious - 2011-03-08 |
I love how a republican just saying the president's name is a racial slur to you guys. I love you all.
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