|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
I have wanted this for YEARS and wasn't aware of it until today.
What the fuck is happening at 0:39?
She's trying to clip the dog's claws/nails, which can indeed be a pain in the ass especially if you don't do it often enough.
I've seen this one before, actually. It's called PediPaws and it's basically a tiny grinder which assumedly works about as well as you'd think it would.
But hey buy now and you get the amazing shed-ender FREE! which as far as I can tell is a fifteen dollar brush.
Okay. That makes sense. I have a dog. I know the horror of nail clipping. It just looked like...I don't know.
These people fail at life, but that's ok. There's a product for that.
Could swear there is a Masaokis cooking clip in there.
i love the end.
|Caminante Nocturno |
My favorite has always been the woman at 0:30 standing by helplessly as money escapes by slithering under her door. Honorable mention to the family who treats a soda spill like an industrial chemical accident.
I like the one that's just a woman trying to drink soda from a can and unable to do it.
That one kid's life is such a mess, he can't even eat his sandwich.
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. Also, the inhabitants of this dimension can barely manage the most mundane of tasks without making a mess of things or nearly killing themselves. It is an area we call . . . the Infomercial Zone.
LIFE IS HARD
I tried the products advertised by the first half, but they led to the problems seen in the second half. Now I have to sell all of these gadgets, but I don't know how to make millions on eBay... there's go to be a better way!
So, women are not good at almost anything, kids can't even eat by themselves, and any male trying to repair the house is a safe disaster.
Ma'am, you don't have to cut the onions all at the same time!
THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY!!!
1:10 wouldn't have that problem if her tits weren't so big.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS LIKE FOR RETARDS!
Also, what is up with the ones that didn't go full black and white? In for a penny, in for a pound. That is what they should teach in infomercial schools.
This is what infomercials actually believe.
|Space Helicopter |
Well I guess you suck at life then!
Time for all these people to be plugged into pods and live like potatoes.
I'm surprised that this isn't EIT.
Yeah, they already did this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/626737c84a/infomercial-hell
What would capitalism do without mediocrity?
it's the headshaking that sells it
Would that I could find a way to favorite this more than once.
I had no idea there were that many ways to screw up eggs.
Infomercials have caused me to believe Southern California is full of beautiful tards.
I've hamburgers many times before, but never once had a gallon of ketchup suddenly appear, been unable to figure out how to make a patty, or had the meat leap out of the bun.
|Nyms Lives! |
0:56 - "Mary, your chest is visible. You'll never get ahead in business that way. Men hate seeing those things!"
What a lazy, uncoordinated, disaster prone, and pitiful species we are.
Not a single one of these things has ever happened to me in 32 years of being a person.
Thanks, history link! I love this one!
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