boner 
Seagal and Deniro! Together at last!
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grimcity
I'm spent.
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chumbucket
any trailer that has "he knows the score" in it, is for a movie I'm likely to go see
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Night Train to Mundo Fine
I fucking love Michelle Rodriguez.
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poorwill I was like wtf when did Michelle Rodriguez get hot?
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Camonk
Finally, Danny Trejo in a movie where he won't die five minutes in.
Plus, of course, we all know that Danny Trejo is a MexiCAN.
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freedoom
Where are my wife and daughter?
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theSnake
AWESOME
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Blolf Witzer
Out a window and then IN TO ANOTHER window hell yes
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longwinded
Yeah
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Chizmurder
Introducing Don Johnson
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MacGyver Style Bomb
I was sold by "I'll see what I can do."
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manning_krull
Holy fucking shit.
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Sean Robinson
KILL GRINGOS.
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Riskbreaker
I dislike the movies of Robert Rodriguez, but good lord, this is just too perfect to be real.
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pineapplejuicer
oh my god you guys. oh my god. if this lives up to the potential put forth by this trailer, can it be the official movie of PoETV?
or will that title forever belong to Teen Witch and whatever "GARBAGE DAY!" was from
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Cena_mark
God forbid we actually enforce the laws of our country.
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Cena_mark Man I'll fuck that ol' fool up. I'm good with swords too. I'll drop him through a table and ship him back to Mexico.
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Cena_mark No I own 3 Plus 2 Machetes. There's no need for all those blades. Two will do . Plus I got 100% American Muscle.
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Cena_mark Now you wanna run around talking about swords like I ain't got none. What you think I sold them all?
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pineapplejuicer "A just law is a man-made code that squares with the moral law or the law of God. An unjust law is a code that is out of harmony with the moral law. To put it in the terms of Saint Thomas Aquinas, an unjust law is a human law that is not rooted in eternal and natural law. Any law that uplifts human personality is just. Any law that degrades human personality is unjust." - Martin Luther King, Jr. Letter from Birmingham City Jail
im glad you're back cena. i own two swords and one machete, and 5 ghost stars for the dr. dre reference.
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Aelric So, how is military life, Cena? What is your unit? Or was it all a big obvious lie?
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poorwill He is now the head of the greatsword unit - America's first line of defence against pig carcasses.
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Cena_mark Pineassholejuicer: Don't use MLK in defense of the Mexican invasion. Blacks were forced here, Mexicans sneak in here. Mexican is not the new black. Mexicans don't suffer a 10th of the shit blacks went through.
La Loco: I am serious. The best Pro-wrestling gimmicks were ones where the wrestler took a part of his personality and amplifies it. Stone Cold is actually a redneck. The Rock is actually quite the clown, John Cena is really into hip hop. So here on the internet I express how I feel without normal social constraints. This is me 100% uncensored and unrestrained. So feel free to hate me.
Aleric: I'm still working on it. I'll be in the military soon. I've just had to overcome some road blocks.
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Aelric Still working on it? You said you were going in, signed and everything, about a year ago. You'd be getting your first promotion by now. This must be the longest goddamn recruitment ever. Did the recruiter see you cutting yourself on YouTube and figure you weren't worth the eventual section 8? You talk such amazing horseshit. You are like the Karl Pilkington of POETV.
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Cena_mark Its not bullshit Aleric. When you want to go Semper Paratus it takes much longer than going Semper Fidelis.
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Aelric It doesn't take a year and still you offer no proof, you fucking chickenhawk poser. We asked you for a recruitment video, a pretty easy and common thing to film. You insult every solider by pretending to be one for cheap political nonsense on a silly little funny joke website. You are not a patriot, you are just goofy comic relief.
And even if I'm wrong and everything you say is true, you are still a section 8 waiting to happen, even if you used fake blood on your little "Obama wins" video. Outbursts like that aren't fucking tolerated in the corp. You'll also be taking marching orders from that same Kenyan Muslim you hate so well, so why would you join now? If it is all true, though, and you happen to get shuffled off to South Korea, I'd love to slip you a mickey and anally penetrate you, so part of me hopes it is all real. Keep in touch.
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Jellyneck
HAHAHAHA
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Jellyneck meant to be a reply to Cena Mark, but whatever. I can laugh at him at any quote level.
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Cena_mark Laughing at me Jellydick? Tell me why my statement was so ludicrous. Why should I get on the "Lets just let them break our laws and leach off our programs" band wagon?
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socialist_hentai One day Cena! I swear by Zalmoxis I will cross the Atlantic in a row-boat and get to America and when I do I will get welfare and free health-care and father 10 children to enroll in public school just to spite you. And I will also learn to Spanish and refuse to speak English.
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Jellyneck Jellydick! you still got it, man. Nice!
I've got to go hire some day laborers to abort white fetuses, but I'll be back soon to have a serious debate on immigration reform. Don't you go anywhere, ok?
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Cena_mark Capitalist Realporn: Doesn't your country have immigration problems of its own? You should be on my side. You're country is steadily becoming Mecca, mine is becoming Taco Bell.
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Camonk DAMN. Romania wins, cause Arabic food kicks ASS, but Americanized Mexican food is boring.
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charmlessman
BONER!!!
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FABIO
Starring Jessica Alba and Robert DeNiro trying to do comedy =(
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nemeses9
"Lindsay Lohan"
...fuck.
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Riskbreaker She seems to appear purely as decoration. Alba's attempts at acting do need to cease once and for all.
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KnowFuture
You could suck away all the stars from every other thing on this site and you would probably still fall short of enough for dual shotgun-wielding priest Cheech Marin.
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frau_eva
HELL YES, you had me at gun-wielding nuns.
This is going to be the best movie ever.
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Riskbreaker
youtube comments:
"If Kissinger and the Illuminati didn't control South America and weren't trafficking drugs there and stealing farmland, then those attacked and robbed by Israeli Zionist would not be looking for low paid work elsewhere."
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Aelric Add some Greek gods and I'd say Robert Anton Wilson was still alive.
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Jeriko-1
Nuked.
Apparently Fox denies any direct involvement with this trailer. Next step is of course FNORDing it.
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Riskbreaker Yep, seems that the campaign to kill the movie has began from Fox.
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Caminante Nocturno
I'm going to watch the HELL out of this movie!
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