godot Also, altitude and being covered in latrine muck.
Scynne When I read the description, I thought you meant that baby sloths were eating other sloths, and I became horrified. Minus one star for not delivering (wrongfully) anticipated gore.
Dread Pirate Roberts Have to admire Sloths though They don't move much at all, and when they do, it's slowly. They are the epitome of living green. Conserve that energy, boys!
memedumpster Five for apathetically reaching for your face horror sloth. It's like they're perpetually one and a half beers from passing out.
oddeye If I had to be something other than human I would pick to be a pampered sloth. Just take it eeeaaassssyyyy....
Camonk I TELL people that I'd be a honey badger, to be nature's biggest bad ass.