- construction manager loses wife in horrible on-site accident; sub-contracts Albanian plasterers to rebuild her from lime mortar and oakum. Results unimpressive but generally functional.
- is like, this close to having a panic attack, like, right now
- purveyor of mum jeans
- furrowing her entire face like a crushed velvet imitation of sealskin in a community college course with solid 20+ years of "TEACHERS JUST HATE ME ON A PERSONAL LEVEL" rhetoric to help explain her exam results
I think this would make america great again. Think about it. President Beck would go to china with a big chaulk board and explain why we don't owe the commies a thing because they are commies. Then comes the gasoline canister and the other props.
Crazy can't make a video without cue cards woman is right!
I had a GF when I was 22 that plastered make up on 3 inches thick like that. It was a Sunday morning and her parents were coming to take her to church. She had an excuse though. She was really fucked up on acid.
how in God's name do you even make your face look like that? if she's married, I bet her husband is one of those "Look how hot my wife is!! Aren't you jealous?" types
The sad thing is, she'd probably be reasonably nice-looking old gal if she stripped of the makeup, let her eyebrows grow back into a natural shape, and laid off the tanning beds.
She'd still be an idiot, tho.
It would almost be worth 4 years of feeling so god damned superior - like a long orgasm of feeling better in every fundamental way than my fellow americans.