Please tell me they killed and ate him.
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I'm not usually one for video game jokes, but someone probably should dump the crescendo music from Left 4 Dead under this.
A few stingers are perfectly timed, but it lacks the actual crescendo. Still, bravo!
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
I wonder how many poeTV posters are SO ANGRY that kids like this new, disposable pop musician
is it ok if i hated all disposable pop musicians since the age of 10? and before 10 I didnt really listen to music.
Man, I'm still enraged at Donnie Wahlberg. I prize my tape of VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC: LEIF GARRETT because that BLONDE FUCK finally got what was coming to him.
Wait, he's a musician? I thought he was one of the Twilight actors.
Then again, I thought that Lady Gaga was a Christina Aguilera or somebody's side project until last fall or so. Like a Lady Marmalade offshoot or something.
Meh, what's different? Seriously, he is just the current in a line of disposable pop stars that people have gone nuts about for 40 years. You learn to only pay attentions when it's amusing.
Yeah, everyone here in the comments looks really furious. Everyone except for you, of course.
Requires Yakety Sax.
Too bad for him the Segway's top speed is "Brisk Walk".
We mock, but he gets bum rushed and dog piled by females just for being seen in a parking lot. Even when riding something as vagina repellent and unmanly as a Segway. That...life is just unfair is what I am saying.
So your dream is to be torn apart by a pack of horny 12 year olds?
Would you please have a seat over here...
How "A Hard Day's Night" might have played if it had been made in our time.
|a flaming monkey |
Bieber advocates Satan! It is so true!
This is every episode of the Monkeys TV show. All it needs is Pleasant Valley Sunday playing in the background
USE THE RED KEY YOU IDIOT THE RED KEY
Why is it only women mindlessly mob celebrities while screeching? This is a fundamental difference between men and women. I don't think I've ever seen men/boys/whatever ever engage in anything remotely similar, and I have a hard time it's all just socialization and gender roles.
Ever been to a Steelers game?
|Rudo Magnifico |
Needs to be preceded by Donald Sutherland doing the body snatcher point-and-screech.
|The Mothership |
What hell sounds like.
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