Spit Spingola I actually kind of enjoyed some of the character animations. I wish they'd make new games with horrifying early 90's colors.
WHO WANTS DESSERT Whenever gamers bitch and moan about how 90% of games these days are gritty brown corridor shooters and how it was so much better when games were colorful and whimsical this is pretty much what instantly comes to mind.
memedumpster I don't think the color palette is this game's problem, but I'll never complain about boring ass video game music again.
snothouse Put on the sunglasses to make the screen hard to see!
fluffy Something about this makes me think it's perfect Ulillillia fodder.
cognitivedissonance I've always felt some grief that Chester's Cheeto Paws were called "Monster Munch" in Britain and came in infinitely more interesting flavors like Beef, Onion and Prawn.
BHWW Even worse than the average movie or tv tie-in game are games based on advertising mascots. Really, it's hard to find a bottom-rung even lower than that.
fluffy Some people credit the Purina "Chase the Chuck Wagon" game for the 2600 as being the last straw behind the video game crash of 1983.