|Old_Zircon - 2010-09-21 |
Every one of them loves Phish, I can just tell.
|bopeton - 2010-09-22 |
What, no "MALICE" bean?
|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-09-22 |
A 10-pack of these beans straight from the manufacturer is less than a dollar if you buy in bulk, I can't imagine how much the markup is for iBeanInspired.
|Slumgullion - 2010-09-22 |
Truly, a miracle product.
|sinuendo - 2010-09-22 |
Bean inspiration sounds like code for a bowel movement.
|Chalkdust - 2010-09-22 |
another fine Cinco product!
|kennydra - 2010-09-22 |
this cannot be real. this cannot be fucking real. this fucking cannot fucking be fucking real.
Oh It's real! I recently relocated to Salt Lake City and while scraping the bottom of the craigslist job market barrel I discovered a position available on the IBEANINSPIRED assembly line. The video was linked to said listing.
This is what happens when people gorge themselves on motivational seminars and "Personal Power" books, get all worked up in an ecstasy of idiocy, then blow their nest egg on some horseshit business plan.
In about a year they'll be focusing their personal power on borrowing money from in-laws, and realizing their dreams of filing for bankruptcy.
|JimL2 - 2010-09-22 |
How do I invest in this I'm gonna make a mint
|Cat_Mech - 2010-09-22 |
This needs to be be recut with scenes from 'Little Shop of Horrors'.
|Asmodee - 2010-09-22 |
What a load of psychobabble crap. They want to change the world by branding beans and selling those branded beans to people so mentally unstable and emotionally needy that they are even willing to get their emotional affirmation fix from a bean? Might as well throw all your weapons away. World peace is just around the corner now for sure! Some rip off tree hugger company employing perhaps dozens of pussies and whiners is on the case!
|TeenerTot - 2010-09-22 |
Discarded ibeans will be the next kudzu.
Also, you can sell ANYTHING if you put "i" before the name.
|memedumpster - 2010-09-22 |
"Oh, Jack, you're home! Did you get a good price for the cow at market?"
"No, ma, I got somethin' better, iBeans, they're magic! You plant this one, then concentrate on this one here..."
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-09-22 |
I have a few suggestions:
|Mister Yuck - 2010-09-22 |
THEY TURNED THE OCEAN GREEN! THEIR HUBRIS HAS POISONED US ALL!
|Gill_Sans - 2010-09-23 |
Hay guys I think I found a business plan.
|kennydra - 2010-12-29 |
Also what the fuck accent is that chick trying to use?
|Johnny Madhouse - 2011-06-16 |
Dicotyledon doesn't even mean two seeds. It means two cotyledons, which are the tiny seed leaves that a just-germinated plant sends up first.
All the good comments WERE taken, how'd you guess?
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