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+5 for the catfight that took place after both bitches chose infinity.
so, somewhere between being hit by a mosquito and an aircraft carrier
Would you believe that my hand got hit by an aircraft carrier worth of mosquitoes?
Yeah, but what happens if you put your dick in the beam?
Women love ∞. Men just like to watch.
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Lying and get me pissed again.
bra-ket? ITS LANGLE-RANGLE!
The problem is that relativistic nor quantum mechanics is equipped to deal with this question. We need some kind of theory that "strings together" the fundamental forces.
That or someone could ask a biologist.
"fuckin' magnets" tag?
Just do it already and get it over with -- GEEZ
Seriously, it's like none of these guys have grad students.
"I don't think you'll survive very much."
Didn't watch the whole thing, but this is the only experimental data I know of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
Spoiler: He didn't die but he wasn't very well either
I was hoping that wiki would go on to say he continued to transform, eventually attacking all the women in the lab until the hunk lab assistant killed him with fire and it all turns out that the real monster is all of us.
Brainstorm: In order to finance the LHC, the scientists can start making viral videos. Week 1, for instance, can feature them putting a raw piece of steak in the LHC and video taping it. It'll be similar to Will it Blend.
Science is sexy.
I'm expecting to see some dude in a "more cowbell" tshirt, doing this by casually dropping his "tribal tattoo" arm and hand in the beam and going: "dude, there's like nothing happening, is it on?" takes his hand out, shows that nothing is there but just when he goes to make his "two thumbs up" move his whole body shakes and morphs into a flesh, tattoo and cotton tshirt covered shape of a giant penis with legs and teeth.
"You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry"
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