SIRE
OUR GREAT EMPIRE
HAS NEEDS MOST DIRE
THE CITIES OF THE HEATHENS WE'LL ACQUIRE
USING GREEK FIRE
THEY'LL BURN LIKE A PYRE
TILL THEY EXPIRE
AND WE'LL THROW THEIR CORPSES IN THE MIRE
Wait, that warmongering fat guy was just in ancient Greece. This confirms my theory that time travelers would just go around starting violent conflicts for laughs.
SIRRAH, LET US AWAY TO THE ROAST MUTTON STAND NEXT TO YE OLDE LEATHER MUGMAKING BOOTHE AND PERHAPS PARTAKE OF SOME MEAD OR SIERRA MIST IF THEY ARE OUTE