Sorry but "I AM THE CHAMPION OF THE NINJAS" still stand as the best ending in the history of cinema. That said, this one comes close.
Okay that's pretty good. So five stars for "what the fuckery".
But "Dead or Alive" (the first one and not the movie adaptation of the video game), is hands down the best ending ever to make it in cinema.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I was thinking of making this frog a fellow ninja, but if he's going to screw around like that...
He turned into Patrick Swayze and walked away... until the frog.
Rodents of Unusual Size
This is either the most confusing end to a ninja movie or the least confusing beginning to a CSI Miami ever.
I don't understand.
I'm assuming someone on the writing or production team lost or won a bet.
«I bet you can't write a script if you lick this toad!»
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE MULTIPLYING FROG ACTION IN THIS MOVIE!
|The McK |
For some reason, they cut off the very end of this clip, when it cuts directly from I'm Richard to THE END. I can't help but feel that robs it of something.
Dig his Are You Shitting Me face when he spies the frog.
Also, it scarcely need be said (because, you know, Godfrey Ho movie), but that last scene is foreshadowed by absolutely nothing in the rest of the movie, which is a relatively staid battle between Black Ninjer Empiah and the ACTION MEN involving tanks blowing the crap out of ninjers and briefcases full of cocaine.
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