|Yellow Lantern |
Answer 10 questions in a row correctly, and win your release from Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement!
My awkwardness meter exploded as soon as the phone came out.
but they didn't apply the cincophone cooling gel!?!?!??!
"We're moving on a roll here."
Holy shit, this is so, so awkward.
"I see some thinking going on! Do we need to make a call?"
"No, that's okay. No one ever needs to know I'm here, doing this."
Also... is this real? It's not real, right? Why is everything coming out of his mouth censored? What the fuck happens right there at the end? Is it really called "Who wants to see my tits/cock/ass?" Why does this guy look like Greg Proops??
Number 9 was bullshit, Locke wanted to bang all those characters.
This could be reduced to the mom conversation.
In twenty years, Chris-Chan will find a time machine...
I love how they have laptops but are still reading everything off of pieces of paper.
|Shanghai Tippytap |
Ok. Ok, i'm pretty convinced this whole george wood thing is a large, wierd, elaborate joke. The indecipherable censoring, completely nonsensical reviews, and the ending of this monstrosity (Takes the kid behind the stage for his prize, camera blurs, george yells (?!) and then walks out again while the screen goes black and creepy music plays) all point to some kind of master scheme to all this.
This was public access, right? I think he just has a really creepy sense of humor.
WOWOWOW HE'S A WINNER!!!!!!!
What in the everloving blue fuck.
This is just
That kid does not seem thrilled to be there. It's like someone is making him do this.
I'm guessing the kid is his nephew, who was provided answers and George scripted it to try and sell it as a real show. That explains why George started to dial the mom (his sister). And why the kid looks quickly offstage right before giving some of the answers.
Then again the only way to explain the ending is either that he's a creepy serial killer who kidnapped a child, or he's a performance artist engaging in some surreal ahead of his time comedy. All seem equally plausible.
|Spit Spingola |
This couldn't be more perfect.
Nobody's commented on Pokemon Snap being similar to "riding on Howard Lincoln".
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