memedumpster - 2010-12-18
Somewhere Carly is hooked up to an alien breeding machine, and God still laughs.
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IrishWhiskey - 2010-12-18
If black-haired-guy-who-isn't-the-brown-haired-guy-who-isn't-Steve-Do ocy was a lawyer he'd be thrown out of court for leading the witness. He's not even asking questions, he's just prompting the story.
I wonder if he cut it off due to the concluding line: "I've found that the depictions of angels differ, but they all match varying depictions in media and literature."
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Xenocide - 2010-12-18
"How about the angel that was packing?"
"Well, a lot of Mexicans had begun moving into his neighborhood and he just didn't feel safe anymore. He has a right to defend his home and property. That's what he told my daughter before he shot her, thus blessing her with death."
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simon666 - 2010-12-18
Angels Everywhere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXGjemM_K84
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Senator_Unger - 2010-12-18
Maybe one of the angels could have used their infinite mercy and power to save an 18-year old from dying? No? Alright then.
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phalsebob - 2010-12-18
Is the word 'Doctor' losing all meaning in the US?
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simon666 - 2010-12-18 Not losing meaning, but taking on many, many more meanings and thus losing efficacy.
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paparatti - 2010-12-19 I'm pretty sure he's trying to be the next big evangelical celebrity. Which is appropriate, because he does indeed fit the scumbag requirement.
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charmlessman - 2010-12-19
Yes, my daughter, who was on a laundry list of medications, was moments from death, and who had a maturity level where she thought an airhorn was a good time told me she saw angels, and I believe her.
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kingarthur - 2010-12-19
I propose "why common sense hates us" as a tag.
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paparatti - 2010-12-19
Oh god, that's my local megachurch pastor.
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