|Syd Midnight - 2011-04-22 |
Like chinese mustard, Vegimite is both a condiment and a 1-time practical joke because what appears to be a modest amount is really far too much for a first timer.
There's a ''what it says on the tin'' tax of 1 star. There's a gay techno tax of 1 star. Then there's the I Actually Like Vegemite processing fee.
I actually like vegemite as well, although I do find a certain amount of humor in subjecting the uninitiated to it.
|bongoprophet - 2011-04-22 |
once, while in India, we tricked this Canadian tourist that vegemite also is an afrodiziak and that he should smear it on his girlfriend while she was asleep.
He did, and our lives were better for it.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-04-22 |
As a shirtless gay American I must protest. I am pro Vegemite. Vegemite is pure goodness. This shirtless gay American does not speak for us all.
Marmite is the superior alternative for those of us with shirts, coats, wellingtons, and loyal foxhounds.
Wiki: "Other similar products are the Australian Vegemite, Swiss Cenovis, and Canadian Soylent Green."
|freedoom - 2011-04-22 |
When i was a child we just happen to have a small jar of Vegemite in the house. I believe i had begged my father to get it for me. My father had gotten remarried to a woman who was fairly abusive. Her parents were visiting for the first time and i decided to offer her father some Vegemite. After just the slightest whiff he was vomiting. I didn't feel bad at all.
|erratic - 2011-04-22 |
I don't think that this is the first bit of salty gooeyness delivered to his mouth on the tip of a cracker today AMIRITE
|charmlessman - 2011-04-22 |
Strangely, my first experience with Vegemite was because of a charismatic gay man as well.
|pineapplejuicer - 2011-04-22 |
gay people are adorable, who on earth would want to prevent them from getting married?
also he's right, vegemite is abhorrent
|Maggot Brain - 2011-04-22 |
Not to sound raciest but all gay people look alike.
not true, only last weekend I met an angry fat skinhead in a leather jacket who later tried to woo me.
|cognitivedissonance - 2011-04-22 |
It comes in a bottle, not a tin.
Or maybe it's a sort of short wide-mouth jar.
Regardless, it's not made of tin, or any sort of metal.
|fluffy - 2011-04-22 |
Vegemite is almost as terrible as stock-loop GarageBand "music"
|brickroad - 2011-04-22 |
It tastes like oil, or the ocean, or something! I thought Vegemite was made by Kraft, but apparently it's a product of BP.
|oddeye - 2011-04-23 |
Bitches never heard of yeast extract I guess.
|hammsangwich - 2011-04-23 |
"Fairy Bread" recipe: one piece of Australian toast, butter, candy sprinkles, Vegemite
|Supahfly - 2011-04-23 |
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