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Desc:Swear to me by the sacred Sword of Jovan!
Category:Advertisements, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:commercial, animation, cologne, Sex Appeal, jovan
Submitted:fedex
Date:05/08/11
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Comment count is 15
kingarthur
What was the target demographic here exactly?
pastorofmuppets
supervillians

Sphinx
Thundar

garcet71283
Herculoids.

fedex
He-Man

delicatessen
The missing segment from the Heavy Metal movie.
Caminante Nocturno
Those axe body sprays could use a "don't be a rapist" message, too.
chumbucket
Was that Orson "ahh the French" Welles speaking from the clouds?
Xenocide
Here, under protest, is the sword of Jovan.

We know a little place in the Cimmerian far west, where Gorgax the Unspeakable chops up the finest prairie-fed Orcs and tastes...this is a lot of shit, you know that?

cognitivedissonance
Frank Frazetti and Richard Williams did this.
Xenocide
In barbarian times, "never for evil" meant "you may only rape for the purpose of procreation."
CJH
You grasp the sword of Jovan, and suddenly an eerie cackling fills your ears. With a flash of sickening dread you realize that the blade is a cursed artifact of the Darklords, but it is too late. Your mind and soul are torn from you, to be enslaved forever by unholy powers beyond mortal comprehension.

Your life and quest end here.
Squeamish
Roll save vs. Will to overcome the sex appeal effect. You're at -2 because you're distracted by pterodactyls.

You fail? Oooooh.

Roll up another barbarian, Dave.

Jet Bin Fever
Warning: Climbing a mountain during a thunderstorm with a sword held aloft may cause extreme Jovanism.
Rudy
This was before they figured out that marketing deodorant to fantasy/sci-fi fans was pointless.
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