What was the target demographic here exactly?
The missing segment from the Heavy Metal movie.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Those axe body sprays could use a "don't be a rapist" message, too.
Was that Orson "ahh the French" Welles speaking from the clouds?
Here, under protest, is the sword of Jovan.
We know a little place in the Cimmerian far west, where Gorgax the Unspeakable chops up the finest prairie-fed Orcs and tastes...this is a lot of shit, you know that?
Frank Frazetti and Richard Williams did this.
In barbarian times, "never for evil" meant "you may only rape for the purpose of procreation."
You grasp the sword of Jovan, and suddenly an eerie cackling fills your ears. With a flash of sickening dread you realize that the blade is a cursed artifact of the Darklords, but it is too late. Your mind and soul are torn from you, to be enslaved forever by unholy powers beyond mortal comprehension.
Your life and quest end here.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Warning: Climbing a mountain during a thunderstorm with a sword held aloft may cause extreme Jovanism.
This was before they figured out that marketing deodorant to fantasy/sci-fi fans was pointless.
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