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Desc:But wait, there's more...
Category:Pets & Animals, Horror
Tags:eels, thumb, biter animals
Submitted:wtf japan
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Comment count is 15
Well, now I feel eel.
Hay Belly
That's a moray!

Rodents of Unusual Size
We gotta swim on up to Electric Avenue, and then we take it biter.

Adham Nu'man
As a rule of thumb, you should not pet Moray Eels, they are fucking assholes.
The reveal made me crack up.
I'll just feed these things some finger shaped foods!
The Mothership
Don't tease it. Don't tease it. Don't tea.... he teased it.
Dupe police, nothing to see here, move along folks:
My dad was a marine biologist in the 70's. He studied the unique evolutionary relationship between moray eels and octopuses, among other octopussian things. I showed him this clip and he thought these people were the stupidest people he's ever seen. He has a gigantic moray eel bite on his arm that he shows off at parties.
I hope he doesn't have parties too often or he's going to bleed to death doing that.

I was wrong. It's a octopus sucker mark on his arm, the moray bite is his finger. This is his official statement on the video:

"Beyond idiotic. As a matter of fact, I was bitten once by a moray on the tip of my index finger. It was exactly like getting a hand caught in a car door, but I saw it coming, plus I was standing on a floor and the fish was in a tank. The emergency room doc said it was a unique injury in his experience. Most people have no idea how fast a wild animal can turn nasty, for which Walt Disney has a lot to answer for. I once saw a girl intern at the Seaquarium get half her her face ripped off by a cute li'l sea otter she was hugging. Made my day."

My pops is pure poe.

Five for your father

wtf japan
Please tell me he worked at Pacific Biological and tipped his knit cap at stray dogs.

I never thought I'd get the chance to say it, but:

That's what you get for feeding Polly-O to a moray eel.
This is why Nintendo released Endless Ocean, so assholes like this don't lose their fingers.

Thee 5 is for the otter comment.
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